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juicy Anyone else watch Extracted this evening?
2 days ago  ·  2 comments
McPhallus I've only seen ads.
2 days ago
Pete_from_Aus Can’t say I’m a fan LOL
2 days ago
juicy #Doug's party. IFKYK smile
5 days ago  ·  9 comments (show all)
bulwinkle69 <<< no hope for this old fucker...but..i had a great run
5 days ago
mojo75nz No invite and no code reader hehe I hope Doug has a great party 🤣🤣
5 days ago
juicy I find myself biting my tongue more and more lately. I fear I am going to explode at some point
9 days ago  ·  12 comments (show all)
Bbaggins4321 This is the reason I yell so much in traffic... it's a great release lol .
9 days ago
Mr_Vein Great thing about social media - I can scream into the void and block any morons who are wrong.
8 days ago
juicy Happy Australia Day upside down friends!
18 days ago  ·  1 comment
Pete_from_Aus Sorry Juicy, you’ve got it wrong, you lot in the northern hemisphere are upside down, were the right way up LOL LOL 🇦🇺
18 days ago
juicy You guys with snow on your palm trees ok?
22 days ago  ·  27 comments (show all)
vs300a No palm trees here, but it's been God-awful cold for the last couple days. Ugh, January.
21 days ago
Jersey__Girl Hilarious.
21 days ago
juicy My alarm interrupted the sexiest dream, so I hit snooze and grabbed the vibe
a month ago  ·  10 comments (show all)
paul01224 Hope springs eternal in the horny mind 😂 I knew it was a long shot, but hey, shy boys get nowt!
a month ago
johnnyel Yessssssssssss !!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
25 days ago
juicy Comfort entertainment. Do you have a show or movie you can watch, or a book you can read over and over?
a month ago  ·  17 comments (show all)
theroyalcouple The 1984 Monaco Grand Prix
a month ago
Boobguyyy The Office definitely.
a month ago
juicy First camping trip of the year, booked!
a month ago  ·  19 comments (show all)
McPhallus It is up. It doesn't start conversations.
a month ago
bimarriedbottom Wish I could get away. Have fun and take pics!
a month ago
juicy I am all for verbal sparring but please come to the table with more than 3 words unsure
a month ago  ·  12 comments (show all)
Phineas_J_Whoopee I sure don't come here to verbally spar with anyone.
a month ago
MrsTrellis Most of my comments start with “WTF” these days. That’s not going to change for at least 4yrs.
a month ago
juicy David Draiman has been a vibe tonight. His voice!! *swoon*
a month ago  ·  9 comments (show all)
Phineas_J_Whoopee I would agree BW but it is DEFINITELY worth the listen.
a month ago
shaqila David is amazing!
a month ago
juicy I would not object if you dropped by with a charcuterie board wink
a month ago  ·  6 comments (show all)
heydidyagrabmyass Thank You Juju and may The New Year bring you all the happiness you deserve, the health of your youth and prosperity we all wish for too
a month ago
Phineas_J_Whoopee Oh if only.
a month ago
juicy I hope the new year is kind to us all
a month ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
Phineas_J_Whoopee Thanks sexy. grin
a month ago
Jersey__Girl Amen to that, ju. Wishing you all the things that you wish for yourself. smile
a month ago
juicy Other than hauling the tree to the basement, Christmas is gone for another year
a month ago  ·  26 comments (show all)
McPhallus pine that I will nurse until spring and then plant it.
a month ago
Phineas_J_Whoopee Juicy, Tomorrow is supposed to be like 50 so maybe that's the best day. Thanks for reminding me.
a month ago
juicy Another successful Christmas. Everyone is happy, fat and tired
2 months ago  ·  2 comments
owbiglineman 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ same, that’s me!
2 months ago
Chelseagal80 So was I so was my eldest daughter she fell asleep lol
2 months ago
juicy Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah! May your feasts be delicious!
2 months ago  ·  13 comments (show all)
Jersey__Girl I have sour cream, too! Glad I saved enough for you, lenny.
2 months ago
owbiglineman To you also, my friend. 🎅🎄🤗 I hope you found the spotted elephant, or received it from someone 🤗
2 months ago
juicy Snowing like an SOB out there! Gonna be a white Christmas after all smile
2 months ago  ·  21 comments (show all)
spunky4u Merry Christmas juicy!
2 months ago
theroyalcouple Silly Old Bugga?
2 months ago
juicy I love this time of year. The garage becomes a beer fridge grin
2 months ago  ·  18 comments (show all)
smittenforyou My beer fridge turned into a fudge fridge over the weekend. It'll all be gone and filled back up with hops in no time though. When we lived up north, I always kept extra beer in the garage during wint
2 months ago
ksaint *sneaks into Juicy’s garage for a beer🍺Happy Christmas!
2 months ago
juicy Happy solstice! Which ever one you are celebrating or enduring
2 months ago  ·  10 comments (show all)
000max Love your nipples
2 months ago
spunky4u i much prefer the summer solstice😋
2 months ago
juicy This time next week it will all be over. Nothing left to do but eat leftovers for a week.
2 months ago  ·  17 comments (show all)
MrsTrellis Bubble n squeak 😀
2 months ago
Agent_K After the curry? Very likely grin
2 months ago
juicy I don't pimp pics. I do NOT pimp pics. I HAVE to pimp this pic
2 months ago  ·  14 comments (show all)
smittenforyou Wodja, who are you calling gullible?
2 months ago
captain__82 He's talking about Raven, for some reason he thinks juicy pimped his pic
2 months ago


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