> A little girl asked her Mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk
around the block?' Mum replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
>
> 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
>
> 'Go ask your dad. I think he's in the garage.'
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said 'No, because she
is in heat.' and to come to you.'
>
> Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent,
and said
> 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
round the block.'
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
>
> ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
>
> The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway down the
block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
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