kinky_funks

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Been here for a very long time so I've read just about every message there is to read and deleted yet more. Am i here to chisel my head board? Certainly not, I prefer the lasting notions to be in my head. My life is about quality not quantity. I'm a lady of a larger stature and if you have an issue with that then you are on the wrong page and i suggest you hit that little x or red dot in the top corner depending on your windows or apple based machines respectively. Am I a nerd? Whole heartedly and will brag about such, will I expect you to engage in thrilling conversation? Damn right I will! If you can't manage that then save yourself the embarrassment. I am not a tyrant or a hardfaced cow however just know my wants and needs... Don't just add me as a contact, I wont accept. Nor shall i meet anyone under 30 x I am looking for people to join my life and make a positive impact else what is the point. I want to be wined and dined and spoilt.

  • This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 14.3 years ago)
  • 45 years old
  • Female
  • Joined 14 years ago
  • 13,789 views

About Me

I am:
Female
Location:
West Midlands, United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Defacto/Cohabiting
Children:
None

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My Current Status

back for a little wander

Interests

Astrology / New Age
Cooking
Food / Wine
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Movies / Cinema
Music
Nature
Shopping
Theatre / Ballet
Yoga / Meditation
please dont jsut add me as a friend if you havent even got the time to message me and say hi x

Zodiac

Cancer

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

A New Friend
Erotic Story Telling
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

Actor / ActressGerard Butler , Corey Taylor, Zakk Wylde
BandSlipknot, BLS, Buble,
SongCloser
Drinkcoffee / nice vodka
FoodSushi/ salt and pepper squid
TV ShowDexter

My Professional Life

Education:
Post Graduate
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Education / Academic Research
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Mixed Race
Body Type:
Large
Body Shape:
Hourglass
Weight:
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Eye Colour:
Green
Hair Colour:
Auburn/Red-Brown
Best Feature:
Smile
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
All over
Piercings:
Ears, Tongue, Nose
Breasts:
Natural
Bra Cup Size:
G
Bust:
Waist:
Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Nerd / Geek
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
graveyard..... NIN gig

Self Description

What makes me happy intelligence
What makes me sad people with no common sense
What makes me mad people with no common sense breeding
My bad habits being blunt

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

42 obviously! kinky_funks

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