kittenmmm's blog post - She's either a sick bitch or wicked cool....

Right now about a dozen kids on xbox live are determining my fate....I'm either a sick bitch or a wicked cool mom.

I decided to make a cup of tea so I got my nasty tea cup, filled it with water and a tea bag and threw it in the microwave. Along with the cup of tea, unbeknownst to me, a fly had wandered in. I spotted it as soon as I hit the 2 minute button.

"Wow, I'm nuking a fly", I yell out to my son.

Of course he runs over to take a peek. I expected it to blow up or something but the 2 minutes went by and the fly was still struggling at the door. Not one to let a good experiment go, I hit the clear button and 2 minutes again. Believe it or not the sucker was still alive. The tea was bubbling over but that fly was still struggling.

As I neared the 2 minute mark I hit the add 30 seconds button....and again....and again...

By now, the fly was hiding under the glass plate...I donned a hot mitt and pulled the tea out (which now looks like coffee and is probably undrinkable for the next 2 hours). The fly was still hiding so I let the microwave continue. I finally stopped it at 6 and a half minutes. The fly was now crushed by the wheel under the plate.... so I never did get to find out if it would blow up.

At any rate, 6.5 minutes seems to be the optimum fly nuking time. In case you ever wondered.

I'm pretty sure I'm the coolest mom alive on xbox right now.

sick kitty
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