kittykats1's blog post - Bitches!

Yes you know who you are, you random shitty driver in the silver 4Runner. I had the green light and was 3/4 of the way thru the intersection when you - on your CELL PHONE decide to scoot out in front of me. You took your sweet ass time motherfucker, I had to slam on MY brakes and swerve into the other lane to avoid hitting YOUR ass that had no business being where it was. How fortunate for me that no one was next to me. Oh and when I lay on my horn you just look at me with a vacant look on your face and your CELL PHONE still glued to your ear. IT'S CALLED HANDS-FREE for a reason you asshat! It's so fuckwits like YOU don't cause accidents with people like me because you are yammering away on your CELL PHONE and can't pay attention to the road and the traffic laws. NO RIGHT ON RED, BITCH! Read the fucking signs. Oh yeah you CAN'T cuz you are talking on your CELL PHONE. I forget that troglodytes such as yourself cannot MULTITASK.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I hate people like you who toddle thru life with utter disregard for anyone else who has the great misfortune to cross your path. Thank you for putting me in a bad mood and almost causing me to crash my fucking car.



This is for you, you asshole. SUCK IT.


Puurrs to all, except that fucker in the 4Runner, he can lick my taint!