kittykats1's blog post - OMG! JHC! WTF?!?!

Fuck, am I cursed or something today????

I fed my son and myself some lunch after coming home from the gym and I was so looking forward to a super hot shower so I crank up the hot water and step in. I am getting all nice and drenched but then the shower head keeps tipping down. I keep pushing it back up and it does this three more times till all of a sudden I get a blast of COLD water right up my snoot!

I am gasping and screaming (I had gone from super hot to ice cold) and trying to turn the shower head away from my face but it keeps flipping back. Water is spraying everywhere and I can't see for shit since I am blind as a bat without my glasses plus I have a face full of water. I turn the water off and jump out and look at the shower head and the fucker looks like it has been shorn right off at the pipe. Holy shit! How did this happen?

I am dripping wet and shivering and can't take a shower now so I look at the bathtub. I can at least get clean and wash my hair, right? So I scrub out the tub, butt nekkid with my teeth chattering and start running the water and go to put the drain stop in and it won't go in! Aaaaaiiiiiiiiiii! I can't fill the fucking tub now!!! I am mad. I am cold. I am wet. What to do? I say fuck it and stuff a washcloth into the drain and kneel there in the frigging tub and stick my head under the running water and wash and condition my hair. Thankfully the tub is one of those big cast-iron beasts; those giant claw foot tubs with the porcelain over the cast iron. It weighs a ton (literally) but it keeps the heat in rather well (thank you Victorians). The tub is original to the house, and the house is over a 100 years old. I managed to wash my hair and my bod but shaving my legs and pussy is just gonna have to wait till tonight, I was too damn cold. Fuck. I HATE stubble on my legs & puss. Hubby is gonna have to go to Home Depot tonight after work and fix this mess. This is the day I could have used a nice House Bitch, seriously. Someone to wash my hair for me and soap me down instead of me with my ass in the air and my head under a drainspout. I can only imagine how ridiculous and undignified I looked. I am grateful that only the cat & kittens were there to witness my indignity.

Talk about adventures in bathing....who would have thought a simple shower could cause so much drama...damn...

Puurrs to all,

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