lapplikker
Gift PremiumI pressed the bell and waited on the porch, a sun yellow light behind the frosted glass, cast a glow over me. Somewhere a cat on heat wailed and a dog barked. A single woof - just the one. Nobody came to the door, so I knocked, and I knocked, and I knocked. It rained and the wind sang in the night. And just then I came, hard.
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- 47 years old
- Male
- Joined 14 years ago
- 772 views
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
NorwaySexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Children:
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My Current Status
You can read my erotic stories here: [link removed]
Interests
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Cycling
Gym / Aerobics
Literature / History
Martial Arts
Motor Racing
Mountaineering
Music
Sailing / Boating
Water Sports
Yoga / Meditation
making sandwiches
chasing squirrels
translating whale songs
Zodiac
None specified
Spoken Languages
None specified
Up for...
Erotic Story Telling
My Favourites
MovieOily Butt Bukkake 7
Actor / ActressWhoever was in that one.
Book"Finally, a jetstream."
AuthorI.P. Frehley
BandDarkthrone
Song"Tern! Tern! Tern!" The Birds
Pastimethrowing french fries at seagulls
SportCheese rolling
ThingFence pailings, lighthouses
My Professional Life
Education:
Employment Status:
Industry:Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:Other
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Body Type:
Slim
Body Shape:
Weight:
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Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Tatoos:
3 - 5 Visible
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Circumcised:
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Religion:
Buddhist/Taoist
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
On the shores of Loch Ness
Self Description
What makes me happy
Puppies, blue skies, the beach, a porpoise, rain on a tin roof, the wind in my face
What makes me sad
N/A
What makes me mad
Monkeys.
My bad habits
making stuff up on forms
My Final Thought
If I was a millionaire...
I'd have a million dollars or more. lapplikker
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