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lapplikker
NO age 47
Joined 14 years ago
Last login 9 hours ago
I pressed the bell and waited on the porch, a sun yellow light behind the frosted glass, cast a glow over me. Somewhere a cat on heat wailed and a dog barked. A single woof - just the one. Nobody came to the door, so I knocked, and I knocked, and I knocked. It rained and the wind sang in the night. And just then I came, hard.
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You can read my erotic stories here: [link removed]
Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Male
Age:47
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Children:
Member Since:27-Apr-10
Last Logged In:27-May-24
Location:Norway
About lapplikker
Star Sign:
Is Following:fionight, himu, judy95,...
Is Looking For:Erotic Story Telling
Interests:Martial Arts, Motor Racing, Mountaineering, Music, Cars / Motorcycles, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Politics, Cricket, Cycling, Sailing / Boating, Singing / Playing Instrument, Gym / Aerobics, Water Sports, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation
Other:making sandwiches, chasing squirrels, translating whale songs
Appearence
Body Type:Slim
Tatoos:3 - 5 Visible
Professional Life
Industry:Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:Other
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:No
Religion:Buddhist/Taoist
Sense Humour:Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:Meet people easily
Personality:One of the guys or girls
Libido:High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:On the shores of Loch Ness
Favourites
Movie:Oily Butt Bukkake 7
Actor/Actress:Whoever was in that one.
Book:"Finally, a jetstream."
Author:I.P. Frehley
Song:"Tern! Tern! Tern!" The Birds
Band:Darkthrone, Watain, Behexen
TV Show:Salty Cracker
Sport:Cheese rolling
Drink:black coffee
Food:Just coffee
Pastime:throwing french fries at seagulls
Thing:Fence pailings, lighthouses
Person I'd like to Fuck:You
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Puppies, blue skies, the beach, a porpoise, rain on a tin roof, the wind in my face
What Makes Me Mad:
Monkeys. Woke ideology.
My Bad Habits:
making stuff up on forms
My Final Thoughts:
If I was a millionaire...

I'd have a million dollars or more.
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whitinski01 : Thank you for your comment.
(140 days ago)
Profile last updated: 7-Nov-23