lennynatural's blog post - The Horror Of It !!!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015, 2:00:19 AM

When I was a kid one of my chores was doing the dishes after dinner. When you're a kid, you have more important things to do, such as watching TV. But I had no choice, I had to do the damn dishes and I would complain that we should have a dishwasher. Unbeknown to me, we actually had several dishwashers, me and my siblings.

At some point in my adult life I made it my business to finally realize my dream and get a dishwasher and free up my delicate hands for more important chores, like wanking. So for the past 30 years or so I have been happy loading and unloading dishes in the Maytag. But last night Maytag Number 2 gave me the finger and decided it wasn't workin here no mo! Well, I will give it a proper retirement send off (to the recyle yard) and replace it with a more modern, energy efficient model. The problem is, the new one won't be here until next Monday. That means I am once again relegated to using my delicate hands to washing dishes. Oh the horror of it!!!

Off I go to look for some youtube videos on how to wash dishes by hand.........................

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JediMasterBater on 10-Jun-15 2:25:11

Oh no!! My goodness, don't they realize this is an emergency?!? :P

juicy on 10-Jun-15 2:55:13

2 words...paper plates :P

lennynatural on 10-Jun-15 3:03:12

Well yes Juicy, but they don't make paper pots, paper bowls, paper knives and forks.........Ok, they make plastic cutlery but still, everything else I said is true!

clittylicker on 10-Jun-15 4:33:55

I married a dishwasher! :-)

Entropy20 on 10-Jun-15 5:02:04

Just eat everybody straight out of the fridge

Entropy20 on 10-Jun-15 5:02:19

Everything ....

By-the-Sea on 10-Jun-15 20:04:02

My dishwashwisher quit about a year ago....When I put it in I had a smile leak....so I used that special putty to stop the leak...Now I can't even fine the connection...so I use paper plates and wash pots and pans...smile

lovitt on 11-Jun-15 17:09:52

It's like having a bike, just hose the dishes and pots like you did the bike. Then use a lotion on your hands to use them for more pressing business. :)