What I like about NN.

Well, I like the ppl I meet. I like that I can joke around with ppl from around the world. Blogs, forum and status shows me some of the things that drive other ppl and it makes me feel more normal and connected with the world.

I like looking at pics and vids of naked ppl and learn about the sexual desires of others. And I like to post pics. I like having a forum, status and blog that let me express myself, sometimes serious and often fun and silly.

I like giving others attention and like the attention I receive. And I like to think I've learned something along the way.

Those are the things I like about NN.

Quote from Toy's blog, I hope you will take the challenge,

"Now for the Challenge part, no I am not stealing TWLs blog challenge, I only ask that you write a few words, or sentences or paragraphs if you want. I Challenge anyone who reads this to take a moment and think of what you enjoy about the site, the why behind you signing in, and blog it. Only two rules is that you keep it to what you like, with out being rude or taking jabs at others or complaining about things, and that you challenge who ever reads it to do the same, as I know not everyone will read this, So that's it and I hope to read a lot of blogs."

I ordered a new laptop battery from Dell. I received an email with the tracking number. UPS said expect delivery date was Friday. On Friday I checked my doorstep and no package had arrived. So I checked the tracking number. It said delivered on Thursday. I went back outside and checked around the entire house, alas, no package. So I clicked on "proof of delivery". It said delivered to my front door on Thursday. Well, it ain't there!

Several years ago UPS left a package for me at one of my neighbors by mistake. So I figured they probably left my battery at the wrong house. I'll wait a day or two and see if it shows up.

Monday morning arrived and still no battery. So I figured I'm not going to see that one. So I called Dell and reported non receipt. They'll send a replacement out, allow up to 8 days. Not a problem.

A couple of hours later a neighbor who lives 2 doors down rang my door bell with a package in his hand. It was my battery. The way his house is situated, they always use their side door and did not notice the package at their front door until Monday.

I was busy with stuff so I decided to wait until Tuesday to call Dell and cancel the replacement. Tuesday morning a FedEx truck showed up and dropped off the replacement. That was fast. I didn't have to time to cancel the replacement.

So my question to you is, under the circumstances, what would you do? Keep the replacement battery or send it back?

I got this in an email. I thought it was pretty amusing.

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the
head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to
release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that darn snake,
with two more frogs.

I did something today I haven't done in about 10-11 months. That's right, I finally had some snow to shovel. We have gotten a dusting of snow several times this winter but nothing that amounted to anything. But today we got hit, yup, an entire inch of the light fluffy white stuff. I'm beginning to think I won't use the snow thrower this year.

Well, all that shoveling has given me an appetite, I think I'll have a slice of pumpkin cake now.

I found this recipe recently. It's a great way to eat pumpkin. It's easy to make too.

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Bundt Cake
2 1/2 cups sugar
1 cup oil
3 eggs
3 cups flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon clove
1 (15 ounce) can solid-pack pumpkin
1 cup mini chocolate chip

Set oven to 350 degrees rack set at second lowest position. Grease and flour a Bundt pan. In mixing bowl, blend sugar and oil; add eggs, beating well after each addition. Combine all dry ingredients; add to egg mixture, alternately with pumpkin. Add in chocolate chips. Transfer to a Bundt pan; bake for 60-65 mins, or until done.





You can reduce the fat by using only 1/2 cup of oil and 1/2 cup of buttermilk.

You can sub chopped nuts for the chocolate chips if you like, or use a mix of both, like I did.

If you like your cake less sweet you can reduce the sugar by up to a cup.

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all the corners of the Earth


Then He made the Earth round,
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and laughed and laughed and laughed!

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I don't like going through my mail. Neither my snail mail nor my email. I have 3 active email accounts. I went to hotmail and selected "all" and then the delete button. 5000 unread emails gone. One problem solved but 2 more accounts to visit.

I often see posts that go something like "I'm really bored" or "I'm really drunk" along with a request to chat or cam. My question is, is someone more desirable to you if he/she is really bored or drunk? Not trying to be judgmental, just wondering.

This is some funny stuff. It's about 15 minutes long but stay with it, you will be rewarded.