After the AusDay debarcle, l thought everything would be smooth sailing, but the string of stuff thats decided to break seems endless. l did an l love lucy on the tv antenna, up and down the ladder 6 times, 3 trips to the hardware as you never get the right bits, or enough, and then they dont work, it took half the day but l got it working in the front room, mine still doesnt work, so l still have 2 channels after all the electrical devices, cable and clips lol then the washing machine stopped pumping and being absent minded as l am, forgot how to get the front off, took the back off, couldnt reach the pump and still couldnt get the front off, by the time ld shimmied it out had 3 goes at getting into it, bought a new socket, still couldnt get to the pump, so l finally called the repair man, he was a legend, put it all back together, pulled the nail out of the pump and had it working in 10 mins, so my 28 year old machine lives to see another wash lol cant say l havent gotten my moneys worth out of it, but it gave me a chance to test my new camping machine and it works great too...now the bloody water heater decides to start leaking, its only 35 years old, has a sticker on it lol nearly as old as me, bet the next one wont last as long....cant wait for the comedy of errors for getting it out, l know it wont be a straight forward job, nothing ever is for me lol
l did get the towbar on, thats another step and now l can get the caravan blue slipped and regoed next week, then l can start loading it up, been sorting the stuff l want to take and have it packed ready to load, need to start making the curtains and seat covers in the next few nights, bought some way out fabric thats pretty colourful and loud, bit like me lol l decided on the black gazebo and it will be here monday, l'll be working the markets with it along my travels, and lve bought a whole packaged travel antenna...lm crossing my fingers it will work without the dramas of the house one....*lix*

my towbar came today, will have it fitted thursday, spoke the the dude about my solar panels and l worked it all out right, l hate when someone says its not enough, and l question what l believe, but old matey says l got it right....should have plenty of power to run the tele and charge the computer...bought an antenna today too, hope its enough, l wanted a satellite dish, but l keep getting out bid...l had to send back my 12v tele because the nice boys at auspost used it as a footy, so now l have to search out another, l was pissed because it was a good brand and had the best energy rating..l hope l find one before l leave...l like a bit of back ground noise, and watching the old black and white movies in the early hours of the morning.... have to decide on what colour market gazebo now....maybe a black one, l think it makes darker shade...

l wonder why my neighbours take it upon themselves to tell me that my caravan has leaves under it, l know this, l can see them, they're only leaves, if they were land mines ld be a bit worried, but they're fucking leaves on a road, l live opposite a tree covered park, they blow away and wash down the street in their own time, why do l need to sweep the street???? and last week when l went out the back, the back neighbour has taken it upon himself to lean over my fence and poison the back section of my yard, l dont care if he poisons whats on his side, but when he kills everything for 30 feet from the fence l take a little offfense to this, should l lean over and poison his lawn because l hate grass, and throw some weed seeds on the rest of his lawn to give him something to do in his own yard???, bloody wanker, wouldnt stoop to his level..whats up with these people??? is life "that" boring???
it wont be long and l'll be out of their hair....wonder who they'll pester then *lix*

found a nice young hottie to fuck today, you know they're young when they ride up on their push bike, threw the bike in the back and took him for a drive.
l parked in a lot that no-one else had come to yet and taped a bit of newspaper over the window to ease his mind that no-one would see, not that it bothers me, the tracks are full of joggers and dirty old pervs out looking for an eye full..l broke my camera getting the batteries out, thinking he took some good shots, it didnt bother me till l got home and realised the XD card is still in the computer, dont you hate that bugger, got the phone out to take some vid, but the poor little bugger didnt rub one out this morning like l told him, and my sugar coated head job done its trick, lucky l didnt extend myself lol gotta love the youth, lol all that practice never gets you ready for the real thing...l will have to call a regular mate to finish the job later tonight...
lve been taking a list of everyone that leaves me a comment and was really surprised to see how many different people drop in andn leave such hot comments, a big special thanks to you all, l love to read them and hopefully you've added a few pics for me return the favour, let me know if theres anything you especially like and l will try and do them for you in the months to come when l get an opportunity...lve put a big rubberband on my camera to hold it, it worked so l can get a few more shots out of it...so l'll leave you with a few shots of the old me, before l got fat, hope you enjoy *lix*

this is the ton, l made it thanks to all the horny guys here at NN, this trophy belongs to you for your great efforts...ld love to know how much sprog it took to get here lol *lix*

what a day, decided to take a walk in the rain, wanted to go up the road and see if our little shops where open, grabbed my brolly and purse, the moment l slammed the door, l realised, l had locked myself out...Bugger was one of the explanitives, bum turd shit arsehole frigging idiot, was a few others, l continued with the walk, as my son was gone all day, and he wouldnt be home for till dark, and it was only 9 in the morning, ld just dropped him at work, because theres no public transport on a public holiday, bastard, so it would take him many hours more to find a way home, and now l had no keys to pick him up either, frig, got to the shops and only the aweful little grubby garage that l never go to was open, came home and got totally wet trying to break into the house, found one window open, it had to be the one on the bottom side of the house and is about a one storey high, got the ladder, dragged it to bottom side of the house, in my soaking mini dress, climbed to it and jimmied the window open to find it had a bar in it, stopping it from opening more than 2 inches, crap!, still pissing down, had to find some wire, broke the bucket handle off, bitch wouldn't just pull out, straightened it, then with a lot of fiddling and patience, while balancing on a wobbly ladder in a mini dress, in the pouring rain, lucky l put undies on, lol got the damn stick out of the runner, being a bay window, l had to empty all the plants and trinkets, its in front of the sink, just washed up, tried to clear a way, felt the ladder go, it was sinking into the mud, fucking thing, fell in the window, smashed the wash up rack and the stuff in it, but glory be, l got in lol this is about 10.30 when l finally scraped my arse across the threshold of the window and into the house, across the sink, dripping like a drowned rat, l slipped on the floor, and landed it, and was so happy to be back in the house, now that will teach me to go for a healthy walk rain hail or shine, should have just stayed in bed and listened to the rain.....l'll know better next time lol *lix*

these are some more of my dance pics from this year, l wished l had of learned to use the blogs for posting pics before, hope you like them...let me know if you'd like to see more...*lix*



l wished the dance would last forever, its been a big part of my life for many years, l took it up as rehab, and it turned into a lifestyle, it has shaped me into a giving person, to share simple things, even just a smile makes someones day, l love making people happy, sharing my joy of the unspoken words, giving the music another life.....

the limo tint came today for the transit van, but with 45 degree heat, l wasnt even thinking of doing any of it today, went to the beach instead and rolled around like a beached whale on the waters edge, swallowed a mouthful of salt water, made my eyes sting, and got my pants full of sand, just like a bad blow job lol l dont go often, because of my white skin, l burn like a crisp, usually first thing in the morning. Came home and got that bugger of a generator worked out, bloody thing works a whole lot better if its got oil in it lol ran my saw, got to give it a go with the washer on it to make sure its big enough, and ordered my 12 volt tele, its only a small one, but the vans only tiny so l have to keep everything little. Ali

This is what l do, its not a normal job, but than lm not a normal girl *lix*
(these are American Tribal Style costumes ATS) look it up lol

this is it, my new bed on wheels and aint she a little beauty, nearly as old as me, l'll put some limo tint on the transit, so you cant see my dirty washing lol a push bike, generator, twin tub machine, and a gazebo, not sure what else to take, will work it out along the way ... *lix* l was thinking about painting the brown stripe black, so it looks like the ford when the tints on the windows...me thinks its a good idea...what do you guys thinks *lix*
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