london36male's blog post - smiling..

have a few jokes if anyone likes to smile...hehe

This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy?!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No! Someone may see; a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up.."

"I've already said NO, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie... I know you like it too.."

"NO!! I've said NO!!"

"My love.. don't be like that.."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in nightgown with hair totally in disorder, rubbing her eyes and says. "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."



There was a guy who owned a whorehouse and on one particular day all of his women happened to get the flu and had called in sick.

Not wanting to lose any business that day, he thought up a solution and went to the local sex shop to purchase inflatable women. He put one in each room and then dimmed all the lights so no one would notice.

Not long after he opened, a man walked in and ordered six beers and a hooker. The man gave him his six beers and a key to one of the rooms. The man went upstairs but not long after he returned with what remained of his beer and sat down to drink it by himself.

The bartender, worried, went over to ask what had happened. The man told the bartender, "I was just screwing a witch," "A witch?" The bartender asked sceptically. "Well sir, I got on her and was pounding away and she was letting out these tiny little squeaking noises and everything was good. Then I moved over and bit her nipple, when all of a sudden she let out this really loud fart and flew out the window!!"



Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."