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It's been a dull,wet,and dreary day in Alabama today. It started raining around 11AM and still hasn't stopped. Of course,the hubby has some serious cabin fever and decided it was clean the carpets and rearrange the furniture day in my living room. He TOTALLY screwed up my Feng shui...for real.Of course whenever I wasn't able to specifically tell him what wasn't right about the room,all hell breaks loose and I end up spending an hour or so in my room alone and getting a decent nap. It wasn't all a loss.

All this rain has gotten me kind of homesick for Florida.If I were there right now I'd probably be coming in from a long day of burying it to the frame in a nice wet hole somewhere...(and you guys thought you were the only ones that could do that!)



I miss my friends and stuff. I miss being able to get in the truck and drive for hours if I want and barely have to hit a paved road at all.I miss my best girl bud and our all day cheifin' and chattin' sessions...but there's still alot I don't miss. Take the heat for instance. I actually turned OFF my AC today. That's the first time this Fall.In Florida, it would probably still be about a month before I could do that.

Anyway,I'm rambling on as usual, so I'll say goodbye now!
xoxo



PS~here's an original piece by me...I hope the link works!
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/me is on the way back to Alabama and home sweet home!!

I'm writing this as we ride in the car on the way to Florida, and I'll most likely post it later tonight. (or while we're at a gas station on the way...lmao)

It's weird how life can change in the blink of an eye.When I went to sleep last night, my friend was alive. Living and breathing and thinking she had at least three more months to live before the cancer killed her...that was before she went to sleep and didn't wake up.

The worst part about it all is the people this is going to affect. For those of you that pray, whoever you pray to, please keep my family and our friends in your prayers and thoughts. She has two young children and a husband she is leaving behind and I know this is going to be really hard on them. Her whole family has been through so much in the last 2 years. Her father was paralyzed from the neck down and then a year later her mother died from cancer that they didn't find soon enough to treat, and now this.

I say these people are friends, but really they're more like family. My heart aches at the thought of her not being there to help me defend my Seminoles to all those Gator fans...she was my only comrade on the football field. And what about her children, who won't get to have their mother there when they graduate high school or get married or have their first child....? It's heart-breaking really. I feel a common thread with these children though, as I had neither parent there to experience any of those things with me.

It just baffles me how there are so many people in this world and how we all come into it in different situations, different families, some wealthy, some poor, some genuinely loving and happy, some that just carry that exterior and are really falling apart on the inside. Some of us change, some of us don't. Some of us take those situations and make the most of them. Some of us are content to just carry on the way things were handed to us and live a life of mediocrity instead of striving to achieve more than our elders. Then you get the ones like me who seem to be stuck in limbo the majority of their time on Earth, not knowing whether they're coming or going. But when it's all said and done,whenever that day comes, we all end up on a level playing field....

She was young, not even 40. This scares me. Badly....I'm trying really hard to get all of this off of my chest without getting too mushy or depressing, that's really hard to do though. That could be me in ten years. That could be me tomorrow, I mean....geez. I'm really thinking about ~DigitalDreams~ blog from the other day now, and I've decided that since we all know tomorrow isn't a guarantee, maybe we should all just forget about tomorrow and focus on today. Hug someone, and tell them you love them. Even if it's just the mailman, lol, let him know just how much you appreciate him. After all, if it weren't for him who'd bring all thoses bills you love so much?? (He also brings the skin mags, don't forget!)

I love you all and I'll try to get on as much as I can this weekend. Thanks for all your concerns and sympathies. I really appreciate them. And if this blog was so sad you've now got to go make a drink, pour me one,too!!! xoxo

/me is under the weather today....need to go to my happy place :|

Got way too drunk last night....soo hungover today...

What do you think?? Is beer or liquor worse at causing a hangover the next day???

I've always been misunderstood because of how I look.
Don't judge me by the cover 'cause I'm a real good book.
So read into it what you will, but see me as I am.
The way I look is just a country girl's idea of glam.

I'm just a backwoods Barbie, too much makeup, too much hair.
Don't be fooled by thinkin' that the goods are not all there.
Don't let these false eyelashes lead you to believe that
I'm as shallow as I look 'cause I run true and deep.


I love Dolly, and I love this song, so I thought I'd share a little of it with you. I'm currently sitting on the inlaw's back porch listening to the men talk about some girl with " titties as big as Montana".....yeah, these are the good ole days for sure, haha.

Someone sent me a message today and noted in it that the mood of my blogs had seemed to lighten since my first post. So....here we go, to answer your questions, and maybe give others who don't know me a little insight into who I really am.


Why the change? I dunno....maybe it's the weather,it gets really hot here in the summer and I find it absolutely insufferable. So naturally, my mood tends to lighten as the temperature and humidity drop.



Maybe it's because it's finally football season,and getting to the best part of NASCAR season, and I'm soooo happy!


Every time I sit down and decide to write a blog, I do so with the intentions of either a.) venting my frusterations,or b.)just trying to give you guys a good laugh.Sometimes it ends up being both. So why do I write these blogs here? Why not? This place has more caring and sincerely thoughtful people on it than I ever would have expected to find. And we're all pretty good at being there for a shoulder to cry on or just to lend a listening ear.

I know it's really lame sounding, but I really do try not to put labels on myself or other people. That means don't ask me what I'm like because one day you might get the good girl, the next the tease, and the next, the craziest bitch you ever knew! Your best bet would just be to hang around more than a day or two and find out for yourself.

I've got a really bad ADD problem. One minute I'm all 10 feet deep into a conversation and then a split second later I couldn't even tell you what the last thing I said was....ooohh something shiny!!

I try my very hardest to be as genuine of a person as possible, no matter the mood I'm in.I'm just me ...good, bad, pretty, ugly, crazy, sane, nice, mean...whatever

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."Limply turning his head, He yells at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OK!


A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

FINALLY got verified!!