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lynskey's blog post - Due to constant demand
| Saturday, January 23, 2016, 7:23:58 AM |
....by guys requesting advice on what constitutes a sexy photo and what women like to see, NN has requested and here is the first draft of the revised process and guidelines which will be inserted in the official NN rule book once approval has been granted 1. Always give your sexiest "come to bed" look but no smiling or teef 2. Wear a twat hat, preferably reversed with the peak at the back. 3.A baggy vest or T shirt is essential apparel for the intoxication and arousal of all females. To add to the attraction, a stain down the front ( preferably a white garment with a brown coffee stain) is an essential ingredient. 4.Your fully erect penis should be jutting out with the aforementioned garment i.e T shirt or vest, resting sexily on your manhood *note here the positioning of the camera immediately in front of your appendage will lend credence to the exaggeration factor and substantiates the claim of the standard penis length of seven inches on NN. 5.Bare hairy legs of course, but odd coloured socks under a pair of sandals ,perhaps with the odd toenail jutting out will maximise the effect and guarantee moistness in any viewing bored n horney female. So there you go, five easy tips to generate instant arousal and promote rigorous self abuse in any woman. Go on then, what are ya waiting for? Get snapping. |
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