lynskey's blog post - Due to constant demand

Saturday, January 23, 2016, 7:23:58 AM
....by guys requesting advice on what constitutes a sexy photo and what women like to see, NN has requested and here is the first draft of the revised process and guidelines which will be inserted in the official NN rule book once approval has been granted

1. Always give your sexiest "come to bed" look but no smiling or teef
2. Wear a twat hat, preferably reversed with the peak at the back.
3.A baggy vest or T shirt is essential apparel for the intoxication and arousal of all females. To add to the attraction, a stain down the front ( preferably a white garment with a brown coffee stain) is an essential ingredient.
4.Your fully erect penis should be jutting out with the aforementioned garment i.e T shirt or vest, resting sexily on your manhood *note here the positioning of the camera immediately in front of your appendage will lend credence to the exaggeration factor and substantiates the claim of the standard penis length of seven inches on NN.
5.Bare hairy legs of course, but odd coloured socks under a pair of sandals ,perhaps with the odd toenail jutting out will maximise the effect and guarantee moistness in any viewing bored n horney female.

So there you go, five easy tips to generate instant arousal and promote rigorous self abuse in any woman.

Go on then, what are ya waiting for? Get snapping.

Comments

Others Have Said: 
super4 on 23-Jan-16 7:26:46
how did you know that i was about to post one just like that, was you peeking....

kimberly_1229 on 23-Jan-16 14:03:04
I had my way with myself as I was reading your blog just waiting for the pictures to pour in lol gotta luv ya Lyn

Sammy618 on 23-Jan-16 14:34:51
My fav part is the socks and sandles!

RoxanneS on 24-Jan-16 3:51:13
Need to memorize your blog entry date so I can refer the bored & horny here as soon as I spot the "what pics ladys wanna c?" :D

CrunchyPB on 24-Jan-16 22:21:46
Dammit. All my socks match. I'll never be sexy!

Pinhead7 on 25-Jan-16 7:32:47
Thanks Lyn. Nice to know where I was going wrong ;)

Pow_Er_Man_P3 on 26-Jan-16 6:08:50
Lyn, from personal experience, I can tell you, you missed the animal head mounted to the wall in the background, or possibly a singing fish?

amancalledpony on 6-Feb-16 20:26:42
*erases the 50 selfies just taken since none fit these guideline*

nosanity on 17-Feb-16 12:13:09
Hey, too much multitasking there.
Please remember the human male stereotype. I can only manage one of the above at once
;-)

steelrat60 on 6-Sep-16 15:25:25
aw hell, I been doin it wrong all this time