Fat married 46 year old male with a tiny dick looking for NSA/FWB type relationship. How's that for honesty!

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  • 55 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 9 years ago
  • Active 65 days ago
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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
McHenry County, Illinois, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Dependent

Interests

Baseball / Softball
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Literature / History
I hate interest check boxes
they are so generic. If you want to learn more about me just ask.

Zodiac

Taurus

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
An Affair
A New Friend
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieAll the Star Wars & Star Trek
Actor / ActressMark Haron, Marina Sirtis & Gates McFadden
Sex positionMisionary

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:
Management

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Large
Body Shape:
Upsidedown pear
Weight:
280lbs (19st 14lbs) (127kg)
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Smile
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
3.5" (8.9cm)
Penis Girth:
1.5" (3.8cm)
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Agnostic
Sense of Humour:
Crude
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
One of the guys or girls
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Sex Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. Blowjob on a couch at my parents house while my mother was sleeping on another couch directly across from me.

Self Description

What makes me happy N/A
What makes me sad N/A
What makes me mad N/A
My bad habits N/A

My Final Thought

My biggest regret is...

Not losing my virginity until I was 19 or being in a threesome with 2 women even though I had an opporunity to once. I would also like to try having anal sex with a woman and getting a blow job from a girl who sucks me dry and then swallows my load. madmears

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