manlycornhusk's blog post - As a matter of fact.....

Sunday, October 23, 2005, 7:53:49 AM
Another of the romantic languages and one of my favorites is "Spanish". Perhaps I will, in keeping with the previous blog, practice some of my more useful phrases. Not to worry, though. I'm even better at Spanish than I am at French.

When comparing opposite sex friends, please be sure to use the complimentary: "comere cualquier cosa menos caracoles" meaning of course, "She has a nice personality"

When your partner presents you with a homemade bowl of split pea soup, quickly reply while looking meaningfully into the bowl: "has vomitado" which, is an amazingly simple and charming compliment...sure to please them.

If things become more intimate during the evening, they can be cooled considerably if you say, in a gentlemanly way: "separa las piernas" meaning, "I will respect you in the morning". Because, of course...we always want to be young gentlemen and ladies...don't we?

Lastly, suppose you are confronted by a loved one and asked if you are unhappy and are looking for someone else, reassure them by simply saying: "estoy pensando". Saying this in a hesitant manner only emphasizes your dedication to them all the more.

Well, Good luck, amigo y amigas....

Peace and Love and la pimienta me hace estornudar



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flcamfan on 23-Oct-05 11:59:34
Now Spanish I read! I do not think I will be using those!