manlycornhusk's blog post - New Years Eve Morn

Saturday, December 31, 2005, 2:41:36 PM

Ok...ready to face the red carpet of a new year. A can of MD, an egg, ham and 3 cheese rollup accompanied by cornbread soaked in butter and honey...I think i'm going to explode. Was going to have a toothpick but I didn't want to look like a pig..lol.

My New Years Eve resolutions are notorized and awaiting fufillment. Actually, I just crossed off "perfectly toast poptarts" from last years list. Baby steps...ya know. Here's what's left.

1. World Domination(Including Toledo)
2. Hone Double Speak Skills
3. Improve Impromptu Gag Reflex..helpful at family reunions!
4. Dedicate to paper my entire thought processes..one page!
5. Find a thong bathing suit I actually look good in
6. Do a donut on my neighbors lawn
7. Watch the new and updated RollerDerby
8. Finish the Friends United tattoo..right now it's just F.U.
9. Make the damned cheesecake I've been promising for weeks.
10. Lose 5lbs to attain my ideal weight.

I think it's do-able, don't you.

Happy New Years, my little pervs. Kisses on the right, butt pats on the left, here I am...stuck in the perv again!

Comments

Others Have Said:

depotguy on 31-Dec-05 15:08:21

Come on man...where are the challenges? Happy New Year Doug...and stay insane.

valleybud on 31-Dec-05 15:25:10

now honestly....is Toledo really worth it? ;)

Happy New Year my friend

juicy on 31-Dec-05 16:32:48

happy new year doug! have a tooth pick on me =)

slutsrus on 31-Dec-05 17:01:45

gag reflex? giggles...ahmmmm you telling us something here Dough! giggles... yah right, hide behind the family reunion thing...giggles... have a Happy New Year sweetie!

flcamfan on 31-Dec-05 17:58:53

I think Joey can give you some advice on the thong thing...he is a thong pro! I hear he has them custom made to make his ass look bigger.

Best of luck with the rest of the resolutions! Have a very Happy New Year!

Wrigley on 31-Dec-05 21:59:58

Too damn funny! Although we're gonna have to duke it out for world domination. It'll be tough taking on Wal-mart, but I'll give you odds! Happy New Year!

kittenmmm on 31-Dec-05 22:36:32

I want some of that cheesecake and I'll flip you for Toledo. Although, now that VB brings it up...is it really worth it?
BTW...old wolf wants a town in Egypt so he can name it Bum Fuck.

Fortyhboobs on 1-Jan-06 0:55:55

*lmao* And a very happy New Year to you, too, Doug. Love ya!

tbjones on 2-Jan-06 23:31:06

WOW, 5lbs is quite a target you got there but I hope you'll get close! Happy New Year and a bear hug for you! ;)