manlycornhusk's blog post - Localized Unglobal Warming

Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 4:39:05 PM
Middle of Illinois, the hog farms are doing their best to produce pork products with the unfortunate byproduct of methane. But.....Is it unfortunate?

My newest uneducated theory has to do with the localization of methane in fairly compact pockets over small parcels of land. I believe it has caused a weather shift and hence a temperture variance in predominately hog rich farmland. The results...

It's barely snowed all winter, tempratures have stayed above freezing for the most part and spring is springing as we speak.

The implications.....start your own hog farm in your back yard and control your blocks weather. It's not so bad being an evil scientist....you meet all the nicest people...wink, wink

Peace and Love and Methane to control the world...yah haha!

Comments

Others Have Said: 
texami on 21-Mar-06 16:46:04
but what about all the explosions?? ;)

i've been an evil scientist for years... welcome aboard!

manlycornhusk on 21-Mar-06 16:49:55
oh, so there's some unfortunate side effects....think of a methane explosion as a quick warm me up...kinda like a flanned blanket only a little smellier

cathy and bill on 21-Mar-06 18:50:04
Isn't methane what farts are made of?????

valleybud on 22-Mar-06 1:05:43
another up-side.......fresh bacon! :P

Fortyhboobs on 22-Mar-06 2:44:40
Considered your theory, Doug, and...um...I think hubby and I will stay hog-free for now. I like our weather just fine the way it is. :))