manlycornhusk's blog post - My damned list

Country of birth: United States of America
Countrys lived in: United State, Germany, France, Great Britian
Presently living: Illinois, U.S.A.
Languages: English, Spanish, German, Countyboy
Favorite color: Emerald Green
Favorite scent: Baking Bread
Favorite sound: A female whisper
Favorite texture: satin
Favorite taste: spicy
Favorite food: bbq
Favorite drink: doobeydoobeydoo(mixture of mountain dew and monster energy drink...
Favorite clothing: shorts
Favorite unclothing: NN
Favorite body part: eyes
Favorite season: Autumn
Favorite holiday: Christmas
Favorite cheese: smoked cheddar

Most embarrassing moment: being caught masturbating by my mom.
Longest week of my life: the week mom caught me masturbating.
Most frustrating experience: pretty much any toy assembly.
Longest relationship: 17years(presently)
Shortest relationship: 6months(sorry, no one night stands)
Funniest experience: winning mini skirt contest in full drag.
Second funniest: dancing in a thong @ a union party.
Most monetary success in a thong: 50 $1bills in my thong
Most outrageous thong: Blue elephant with 50 $1 bills
First car: 1972, orange Pontiac Ventura II
Most lethal attempt at offing myself: jumping from the hayloft
Why lethal: one word...hayfork
Most prized possession: my first catchers mitt
The thing that makes my wife roll her eyes: My Happy Dance

ah hell, that's enough...