manlycornhusk's blog post - Garden Harvest

Ah, gotta love fresh garden produce. As I sit here eating a beautiful, fresh tomato, couldn't help myself. Had to pass this along. Hope you enjoy it, my little garden pervs....

BEAUTIFUL TOMATOES

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but she couldn't
seem to get get them to turn red. One day while taking
a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the
most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman
asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes
so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well you may not believe this,
but twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose
myself, and my tomatoes turn red probably from blushing so
much."

Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would
work. So twice a day, for two weeks, she exposed herself to her
garden hoping for the best. But still, her tomatoes remained green.

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No, they didn't, " she replied, "but all my cucumbers are
enormous."

Peace and Love and a Good Belly Laugh...