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The Pants

Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat.

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,
'Here - try these on.'

She did and said, 'These are too big I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his
honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these
on."

She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."


Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I
don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants an d handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you
try on mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass
attitude, you never will."
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