michael1's blog post

Ever wonder??

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#1...Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the
batteries are getting weak?

#2...Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they
know there is no money in the account?

#3...Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

#4...Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

#5...Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal
injection?

#6...Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

#7...Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?

#8...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

#9...Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

#10..If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

#11.. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use
the bubbles are always white?

#12..Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

#13..Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

#14..Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

#15..Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you
first try?

#16..How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light
fixtures?

#17..When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle
with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say,
"It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say,"That
hurt, you stupid idiot?"

#18..Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to knock somethingelse
over?

#19.spamspamspamspam winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was
in summer when we complained about the heat?

#20..How come you never hear father-in-law Jokes?

#21..If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try it like
your girlfriend / wife told you to do it?

#22..And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't
take up sky diving!

#23..The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
**Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's
you!
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