michael1's blog post - just got this from a very good friend;

>>EMPLOYEE EVALUATION
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>>For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation - just remember,
it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from Federal
Government employee performance evaluations.
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>>1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and
has started to dig."
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>>2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
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>>3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."
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>>4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."
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>>5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
feet."
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>>6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
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>>7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
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>>8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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>>9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the
>>better."
>>
>>10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together."
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>>11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
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>>12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
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>>15. "He's been working with glue too much."
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>>16. "He would argue with a signpost."
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>>17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
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>>18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
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>>19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
one."
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>>20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
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>>21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
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>>22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
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>>23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."
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>>24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out
looking for it."
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>>25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week."
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>>26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
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>>27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
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>>28. "It's hard to believe he beat 1,000,000 other sperm."
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>>29. "One neuron short of a synapse."
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>>30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
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>>31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."
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>>32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead
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