michael1's blog post

Saturday, November 18, 2006, 9:49:36 PM
What the heck is CYBERSEX

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I'd been reading about the term 'cyber sex' a lot lately especially even in S&FF, so I decided to try and figure out what it meant.

I figured it had something to do with the computer, so I tried to find the sex drive on mine. I looked everywhere, in all the folders on my computer, the Add/Uninstall software. Then I got all the manuals and went through them.

I finally came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one. So decided to go to the computer store to see if I could buy one.

The sales person in the first store was a stern looking woman, and when I gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any sex drives in stock.

She scolded at me and asked if I was trying to get smart with her rather rudely, I thought, she just walked away.

Huh she must not have had any in stock.

The guy in the second store, laughed and asked me if I'd fallen off a turnip truck. I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck but I had fallen off the wagon a few times. He said that explained it and he walked away laughing.

The guy in the third store said something like 'boob' under his breath and walked away, wonder why he only noticed one!

Anyway, I figured they must not carry them in these stores, maybe I have to order them from a catalogue or something. So that's where I am now....

If any of you have some computer skills and could help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it!

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have an awesome weekend!! love/laugh/live hugs!


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str8butnaughty on 18-Nov-06 21:55:39
i thought cybersex was when two robots shag in space,is that right?

valleybud on 18-Nov-06 23:12:19
I looked for that on my pc as well!....

words of advice....DO NOT stick anything into the pc slots!!!
be careful!...lots of very sharp plastic in there!

does anybody have a band-aid? :P

Strawberry on 18-Nov-06 23:19:55
Happy Birthday Baby!

Manic Panic on 19-Nov-06 2:46:02
Is it Mike's b-day?!?!!? lmao @ VB and his pic slots....

dw'spassionangel on 20-Nov-06 14:10:38
nope Mike, can't find it anywhere...now what do we do?? Happy Birthday my friend xoxoxoxxoxoxo