michael1's blog post - 2 from a friend;

A Blonde in the Casino
>> >
>> >An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand
>> >Euros (Eu.20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>> >
>> >She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>> >completely nude".
>> >
>> >With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
>> >yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>> >
>> >As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
>> >squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>> >
>> >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>> >her clothes and quickly departed.
>> >
>> >The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
>> >
>> >Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>> >
>> >The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >MORAL OF THE STORY -
>> >
>> >Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men
>> >are men.
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WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available.


lol!! have a great week!