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Saturday, January 6, 2007, 4:59:48 AM

Top 10 Things That People In Front Of You In Checkout Lines Say

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1. "Wait! I have a coupon somewhere at the bottom of my purse."

2. "Oh damn! I left my cheque book out in the car."

3. "Isn't that funny? None of the things I picked up had prices on them."

4. "You mean this brand isn't on sale? Ooops! Let me run and get the right kind."

5. "I demand to speak with the manager!"

6. "You have no idea how long I've been waiting to get rid of this sack of pennies."

7. "Hold on...my husband is bringing another cart cart...Where is he?... Hubert?!"

8. "Wait! Let me check that receipt-- all eight feet if it!"

9. "No. No. No. You've bagged these groceries all wrong. Let me show you the right way."

10. "Ooops! This 200-lb. bag of dog food has a hole in it. Here, you sweep the crumbles off the counter and I'll go see if I can carry another bag over

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Others Have Said:

By-the-Sea on 6-Jan-07 6:56:44

My life exactly step aside...wait for the price check?...Or the cool kid to bring me fresh fries...smile

Manic Panic on 6-Jan-07 14:23:48

This is exactly why I refuse to cook :) I just don't want to have to grocery shop :)

teacher4051 on 6-Jan-07 23:18:34

spot on m8 as usual

Starrfly on 11-Jan-07 16:22:55

Gawd yess!! Cocking my gun now and ready to shoot myself in the head at the so-called express line! :P