michael1's blog post

When we come into this world
And we hunger for the touch
From the one that brought us life
From the one that gave so much

Innocence will take your hand
And speak through the one thought in your mind

Don't you know that love is all
Love is where we all begin
And when we knock on heaven's door
Only love will let us in

And as we gather to ourselves
A part of everything we see
We realize that what we own
Isn't what we really need

Innocence take my hand
And speak through the one thought in your mind

Don't you know that love is all
Love is all that we must do
It is the reason why we live
Love is all I have for you

True love cannot be broken
Through all the tears of pain
Only one truth survives,
only one truth remains

Don't you know that love is all
Love is all that we must do
It is the reason why we live
Love is all I have for you

a song by air supply
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A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

A Freudian slip: when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

If electricity comes from electrons does that mean that morality comes from morons?

A hangover: the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows: are making headlines.

A book on voyeurism: a peeping tome?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Banning the bra: was a big flop.

Sea captains: don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Successful diet: the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow: Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip: someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry: life is pointless.

When you dream in color: it's a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms: should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you: well-red.

When two egotists meet: it's an I for an I.

Alarms: What an octopus is.

Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes.

Dockyard: A physician's garden.

Incongruous: Where bills are passed.

Khakis: What you need to start the car with.

Oboe: An English tramp.

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.

Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.

and finally,

Marriage: the mourning after the knot before
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