michaelthe1's blog post - thoughts of the day

1.Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.

2.Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. ( jersey u didn't hear that)

3.After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

4.I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

5.I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

6.No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

7.I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: "CHECKOUT TIME IS 18"

8."If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?"

9.Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"


10.Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

11.On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.

12.Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

13.I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.

14.The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

15.Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

16.My wife and I were happy for twenty years .... then we met.

17.Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.

18.I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

19.Sign in pet store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

20.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

21.I see your IQ test results were negative.

22.I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

23.Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.
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it is impossible to lick ur elbow
n most that read this will try

thoughts on work ;
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

feb. is national cancer prevention month
we all know some1 who has gone thru this
awareness is rhe key for now til this is gone


ending with kisses
nothing beats touching some1
well
any1 can say words
but our hearts
can only feel

let us all keep touching the 1s we love


live with intention. walk to the edge.
listen hard. practice wellness.
play with abandon. laugh.
choose with no regret. continue to learn.
appreciate your friends. do what you love.
live as if this is all there is.
life its all about passion n attitude