mont26's blog post - Bad and Worse

Friday, January 30, 2009, 9:02:15 PM

Have a great weekend People. And to MDGuy a Happy Birthday.

Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.

Comments

Others Have Said:

Star'sKnob on 30-Jan-09 21:03:56

oi lol some rough ones there

mdguy on 30-Jan-09 21:07:15

LMAO!!! :)

And thank you, Pops. xxx

shesez on 30-Jan-09 21:16:49

lol

nickey69 on 30-Jan-09 21:20:12

omg those are good!! have a great weekend mont!!!

imalilhothead on 30-Jan-09 21:24:29

LMFAO!!! these are classic!! xxxxxxx

Honey1237 on 30-Jan-09 21:56:21

mont you're a star xxxxxxxxx

kassie... on 30-Jan-09 22:08:50

LMAO!! i love these :P xx

Northern Star on 30-Jan-09 23:43:42

lol..those are good lol.. ty :)

shall we play a game on 2-Feb-09 3:57:05

this is about Seaxuns family? Right???

mortadella5553 on 19-Feb-09 19:12:49

HAHAHAHAHA

purr_rr on 20-Oct-10 0:07:24

lol