Grandpa is baybsitting his 6 year old grandson and takes him to Wal-Mart for some shopping. Grandpa isn't the worlds best sitter (go figure) and they get separated. The boy gets found by security, and the security officer asks: What's your grandpa like? after a few seconds the boy tells him
Jack Daniels and bit tits! BWAHaHaHa
(sorry about 'tits' - boobs just isn't as funny) I hate office work!