mysecretlife's blog post - How bout something light tonight

I'm going to share something only one other person knows. My most embarrassing sex related moment. I had been seeing this girl for a while and we had just had sex. Might have even been our first time. After we finished I got up to go to the bathroom to get a towel. I had on a condom and things had already started to deflate. Luckily the condom was at that point longer than I was. This girl had a little dog. While walking to the bathroom the dog came out of nowhere jumped up and grabbed the condom in mid air. Her spikey little teeth also grabbed a little of me. She pulled the condom off and was gone. It all happened so fast and I was checking to see what the damage was. She broke the skin in three places and I was bleeding. When she bit me I kinda gasp and probably let out a holy shit and Laura ask what happened. I told her and she said well get it away from her. Never mind me. We both chased down the dog but too late, it was gone. Afterwards we laughed but I thought what would I have told the ppl in the ER if it would have been bad enough to go in. She was more worried about what she was going to tell the vet if the dog ended up with an obstruction. To top it off the dog was a miniature dachshund, a real wiener dog.

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