First your eye sight goes then your hearing starts to wane. Now, my ass is going numb.
I was out at the mall yesterday trying to get some things finished up and of course looking at all the hot ladies running arould. I don't know for the life of me why men don't like the mall. Victoria's Secret is one of my favorite stores. I even bought a couple things in there. Now if I just had somebody to give them to. The ratio of female to male is probably about like 10:1. Anyway, I put my cell phone on vibrate and put it in my back pocket. I kept missing calls. I could not feel the thing going off. Dang, what's next. Wait I don't want to know. Let it be a surprise. If I did know it would just be something to dread and another checkoff before the big kickoff.
Hope everyone is getting close to being done with their shopping and that you all have a nice day.