nawtynudie's blog post - Something different...

This made me laugh SOOOO much lmmfto

(please note this is a joke and NOT meant to make light of the serious medical illnesses. Ok, legal speak ova here we go...)


Mental Health Hotline answers a call...

“Hello and welcome to the Mental Health hotline


If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly

If you are co-dependent ask some one to press 2 for you

If you have multiple personalities press 3 4 5 and 6

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want, stay on he line and we will trace your call

If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship

If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press

If you are depressive it doesn’t matter which number you press as no one will answer you

If you are dyslexic press 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9

If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the # key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep

If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later

And if you have low self esteem hang up all our operators are too busy to talk to you”

Line goes dead...


GENIUS lol

To hear this real time listen to the voice greeting @ https://www.newbienudes.com/profile/petiteprincess/


ps still raining in Rainchester




Peace and Love people


Nawtynudie x