7 sleeps !

Morning peoples......

This is my blog and i will say wat i want...

woke this Am with tears !

why?

who the fuck knows !

CDA
THANK YOU !! XXXXXX

<< sits on wenchie!!!


still nothing worth u hearing !

<<Just waves cause i have nothing to say that you want to hear !

Yay its friday ! not that really matters cause i dint have a farkin job !!

Going to spent the night at Ed's tonight! heading to the farm at 4am for the day!!
Taking Taj's girlfriend!
girl.../ ... friend not girlgirl friend ! his BFF !!

iam looking forward to being in the open space !!

Have a good day good weekend !

Viv! xx

Leaving Work Early

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.

After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.

Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

No way! The blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

<< just got sacked

I went on NN from work the other day
( I work at his home IAM his only employee .. well I was )

forgot to clear the history.. his wife ( his boss .. she wears the pants and does ALL the dictating!!!

She saw it and thought it was him going on it ! they had a fight so he says... and thus leaves me without a job !!!

I enjoyed it sorta.. worked by myself... home by lunch time everyday! could do my facebook !
He is very unprofesional and has no buisness sense..
Has loads of people chasing him for money !!

So maybe it is a good thing just hell of BAD fucken Timing!!

Merry Christmas KIDs !

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AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier.

I decide to go through it before I wash the car.

I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the postbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup...

As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.

I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers..

I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV,I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed

The bills aren't paid

There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface

The flowers don't have enough water,

There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm really tired.

I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....