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ohsonaked

bisexual exhibitionist who likes to watch and to be watched... i love fucking and sucking of course, but i really like being masturbated and/or masturbating someone and/ or masturbating myself... especially for an audience... i am feminine as well as masculine and sometimes i like to be as feminine as i can, which means a little gender bending... i also enjoy modifying pics digitally for sensual and artistic effects...

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Thursday, February 19, 2009, 1:00:43 AM- how stupid was i

here's a little tip for every camera wielding nuder: don't leave your digital camera lying around in the hallway of your apartment complex when you've finished taken a batch of pics of yourself flashing the camera outdoors in the middle of the night in subzero weather and then finishing with a few closeups of your private parts in the basement storage area at 2:00 in the morning. i forgot about the camera and left it there and it was missing the next day, and a couple of weeks later, the apartment office called to tell us someone had turned in a camera belonging to (my name). OOOPS. No name on the camera, so of course the only way they could know it was me was by looking at the raw photos i'd shot that night - not one of my better moments, it being freezing cold here and me purposely trying to take shots of NAKED COLD SHRINKAGE. and apparently my face is on a few of the shots so I was recognized - by some neighbor or some maintainance guy. Now I get to go into the office and claim the camera. I think I'm just lucky it wasn't found by some reactionary - or worse, a child. how embarrasking...

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"well, at least i have CLOSURE... lol so i went to a party last night hosted by a neighbor and a guy who works for the complex was there and he said: "long time no see!" and i said hi - and then my roommate Hel told me THIS was the person who found the camera i had stupidly left in the basement. and YES, he looked at the pics, which is why he was able to recognize me as the person in the pics - he recently fixed the lock on our apartment door and that's how he was able to identify me. thank GOD he deleted the pics before turning the camera into the office and naming me as the owner of the camera. it's actually Hel's camera, but that's not important right now. what's important was that there we were, at a party surrounded by people having a few beers and eating burgers and salad, and suddenly i was confronted with the person who had found the camera and seen the pics. after everyone had a good laugh at my expense and i had turned beet red and wished i could just burst into flames and DIE, i thanked the guy - who is extremely straight by the way so it was very cool that he was so cool about it - for simply deleting the pics and turning the camera in to the apartment office. horrible way to learn a lesson that i needed to learn: do NOT leave your camera lying around when you've been posing for erotic pics, and most particularly, do NOT leave your camera lying around when the pics aren't exactly pics of you at your best.... my god that was awkward, but at least the guy was really cool about it and once everybody there had had a good laugh nobody brought it up again..."- ohsonaked

Friday, January 4, 2008, 9:44:11 PM- foxilady

she's fine, oh so fine... got some miles on her and so do i... got some experience and so do i... she's had loss and grief and so have i... and somehow we are friends through this newbie nudes thing even though we're separated by miles and miles and an entire ocean... tonight i am stripping down to nothing and oiling up my cock because the fox is there and i am here and i wish i was with her... i'm going to work it until i come for foxi and i've got to be content with that... i only regret that i don't have a webcam so i could send the experience to her... okay, that's it, gotta stop now, now i'm dropping my clothes and getting it on for foxilady...

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"Wow that is the sweetest thing... jacking off can be a romantic thing to do, boys... We love it when you do it but most especially when you do it with a special lady in mind!"- jerkingirl

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