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oldscotsguy
age 74
Joined 15 years ago
Last login 6 years ago
I am a retrosexual - not had any for years.
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| I am: | Male |
| Age: | 74 |
| Sexual Preference: | Girls |
| Am Seeking: | Anyone - Don't care |
| Marital Status: | Married |
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| Member Since: | 17-Feb-09 |
| Last Logged In: | 10-Mar-18 |
| Location: | Up a river of excrement with n, Scotland, United Kingdom |
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| Is Looking For: | Cyber Sex w/cam | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Self Description
| What Makes Me Happy: | My sex life |
| What Makes Me Sad: | My sex life |
| What Makes Me Mad: | My sex life |
| My Bad Habits: | My sex life |
| My Final Thoughts: | If I was a millionaire... Nobody will EVER read this so it don't matter! Sex is like a rear windscreen wiper. When you get a new car the rear wiper is great-you use it at every possible opportunity.It always seems to go wrong very soon. Everything looks fine but it can never be made to work again.At least once a year you decide to have a look and get it fixed- never works. You yearn for the day when you have a new car where the rear wiper will work.Some people are lucky enough to get a new car.Others-myself included-come to a point where they can not get any kind of car or even borrow one from someone else. The spring is coming- must be getting close to the time when my wife will suggest that the rear wiper should be fixed- with the usual disppointing result. My rear wiper broke down on my honeymoon- my sparkling new wife removed the fuse! |
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jbfishunt
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Thanks for your rating on our photos, we are so glad that you like them.
Pheonix316
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I read your final thoughts.. I did. My thoughts; "Never mind the new car. Grab your tool and get to work on that rear end. A car benefits from plenty of servicing, but sometimes getting in someone skilled brings it back to its former glory". I enjoy a good DIY 😉
Profile last updated: 7-Feb-17