oooos4all's blog post - Did you hear the one.......................?

All these will be of course unoriginal, corney and Not PC.
In an attempt not to offend any one but all equally, I'll not include the buzz words or phrases. When you see **** insert your own and offend whoever you like. Only a couple came to mind. There will be more from time to time.

In the football game between **** and **** a train went by. After hearing the whistle the **** left the field thinking the game over.
Three plays later the **** scored.


A **** was hauling off trash and noticed some flying off so hired hands were ordered to ride on top of the tarp to hold it down. Two passers-buy having seen this said "look Mable, those people are throwing away two perfectly good ****s."


My daddy always said he wasn't a racist, he just thought everone should start out the way he did.....*****.


Seems the black, white and asian all died and showed up in heaven together. Upon arriving god looked down on them and said to the **** one, "you have been a leader and inspiration for you're people, please sit on the right of me." To the **** one he said "you have served your people well, sit on the left of me." No sooner than the two were seated the last one, the **** one say's "WAT DA HELL YOU DOIN IN MY CHAIR?"


Told you these would suck real bad but I have nothing else to do to amuse myself.
(I've already rubbed it raw)

Please add your own comments, I love insults. If you add jokes It will be great, as I will retell them as much as possible.

If a southern belle is a lady from the south, then who the hell is a Taco bell? Dinner bell? Diving bell? And who are those Hells Belles anyway.