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What's the difference between a *****s pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat the bowling ball if you had to.

How many ****s does it take to change a light bulb?
No really, I am in the dark and am a *****.

Forgive me I can't help it, I have a terrible memory. I wonder sometimes if I have ****** hair and dont know it.

You can always tell the real *****, she is the one with the tampon behind her ear hunting her pencil.