you know, something 2 things I learned a long time ago... never try to understand a woman and accept yourself for what you are...
spending any time trying to figure out women or yourself is a waste of time and / or money (if your the kind of person so inclined to go to a therapist)
last night, while laying in bed, i farted... no big deal... but this opened the door for my dear wife to try to analyze the male mind... or, at least, mine.
her comment was to the effect of "why do guys like the smell of their own farts?"... to this, i replied, "hell, I don't know, we just do."
well, somehow... we found ourselves on the subject of my nutting on her face and why I liked it so much...
again, all i could do was retort... "I dunno, I just do." (secretly hoping she would not pull past wife "stuff" into the mix)
"well, you must have some reason why you like to "EWWW" on my face" she flatly stated... (mood killer right there... when i drop my load, her reaction is "EWWWWW"
again, me being a guy and not having the ability to think past my dick, could only mumble "i dunno"....
so, with that all said and done, she told me i could... but that she did not have to like it... and, that she was only doing it to make me happy....
now, tell me if that was not an all out assault on the "Guilt Factor".... gee whiz....
but, you know something... guilt does not work on us guys... i think that part of our brain is not fully developed... LOL!
so, with that all said and done... BLAM!!! , KA-POW!!! and SPLASH!!!... (careful to miss the nose and eyes... too much too soon and all that...LOL!)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
