phatcockzealand
Gift PremiumI am me, and me is average guy, hard working, sense of humor, just goes with the flow really. Can do exciting spontaneous things, and also quite happy to sit at home and hang out. I think you just have to take life as it comes, and try not to stress over the little things.
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 8:52:48 AM- Text Messges | ||||||
Hello there dear reader I was just about to write an entry on the next part of my timeline, but as I was into the second sentance, I decided to write about something else. Text messaging. Seriously do you ever wonder what people are getting in text messages? Especially if they get a lot of messages one after the other when they are replying to them. Well i do, and I can guarantee some of them will be dirty as. How do I know this? Because someone like me will be on the other end sending the messages. A few years ago I used to use the text chat service that Vodafone was running, it is still around now, and I used it the other month, as they had free messaging for the whole month, but I don't think they advertise it much, it just sort of exists. Anyways, if you dont know how it works, you have a name, like in a chat room, and you text the name of the ppl in the room to a number, so you dont actually have the other persons number, and you have no idea who you are really talking to. If you do swap numbers via it, you normally get a warning, and the second time you get kicked off. so............. The amount of times I have had dirty text message conversations with random ppl using this over the years must be in triple digits. Seriously, the main thing ppl use this for is to get off i'm sure of it. The two main things I remember out of all those times, is the one time I went to Pak N Save, and had just started talking to them in the car park before I went in, by the time I had finished shopping and was back at my car, they were both apparently rubbing their wet pussy's, wanting some hard cock to fuck them senseless. I on the other hand was probably wondering what type of canned goods to by, all the while telling them how I was going to lick their pussy. So you never really know what ppl are getting in the txt messages they are recieving. I currently have 520 messages in my in box on my phone, about 30% are probably hot sexy dirty text messages, i'm not saving them, I just haven't got around to to clearing my phone yet. The other thing I remember from the text messaging is that I used to message a person with the name Sabrina. She used to send some awesome messages, as well as messages she wanted phone sex, although this only worked if no one else was at her house (not sure who else was there?) and the main reason for that is she was a bit of a screamer when she came. So yelling out my name as she rubbed her wet pussy to orgasm, was pretty awesome in my books. And to add to that awesomeness, she even left messages on my phone, of her jerking off if I couldn't answer the phone. Man i'd love to still be in contact with her. So yeah, you never know who you are talking to, or where they are, I guess that is a little bit of what I like about it. Although there is no substitute for the real thing, and having some cock in pussy. | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010, 1:26:02 AM- Man flu - Boring entry | ||||||
First off, no exciting entry, that's in my head and is for another day. I've got a cold/flu which sucks, but I think this combined with tiredness is resulting in me not being bothered to go to work, I'll have to go tomorrow, but for now, having today off is a good thing. I've been on the net for a while now, 10-11 years. I've had old school "diary's" online, used Blogger, and have a few websites I run. I also periodically seem to delete things. I don't know why, but I seem to. Anyways, I have this mental note in my head that goes off all the time now, and it keeps reminding me not to get close to ppl off of the internet. You talk to people via different means of technology, at the moment I guess the big thing for me is Twitter, previously it used to be comments on blog posts etc. And I talk to some really awesome ppl online, and the biggest problem with talking to people online? Is the distance. It is always the distance. Would this be different if I lived in a bigger city/bigger country, dunno. But distance sucks. So at the moment i've been talking to this girl in London, who is actually from here, and is just on a working holiday. She seems really awesome. Likes the same stuff i do Likes tech stuff/works with tech stuff Is slightly dodgy from the apparent exchanges of messaging the other day where she ended up describing sucking my cock Has a good sense of humor So in all, a good person to know I think. Actually I don't know what the hell the problem is really, I don't want any more hassles in my life right now, maybe I just want someone to hang out with, like I used to with my Fuck Buddy friend. And if your wondering, yes I can manage a conversation in real life, I have no problems talking to anyone, I guess the connection just doesn't work as well as it does on the internet. Although if you are wanting a tech/geek type of person to hang out with, I guess the apparent place to find them would be via the internet? Lack of sex will do this I think, anyways, off to watch some porn I think, and work out where I was in the time line of the thing I like to call my sex life. | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010, 9:34:00 AM- The next part in the story | ||||||
So you will have to use your imagination for the boobie pics I mentioned in the last post. So to the next part in the saga that is my sex life. This time it involves me talking to some chick off the net, we spoke for a while, and we met up in her home town which was about an hour away from where I lived. We hung out at the beach, and it was pleasent, I think if my mind serves me correctly she had a boyfriend or something. So we just hung out that day, and that was that. Then a while later probably months later, we were talking on MSN one night, and somehow the talk got a bit dodgy. As it does. Somewhere along the lines we came up with the idea that two friends helping each other out with casual sex was a good thing, and no worries at all. So after giving some instructions (turned out she knew the road my house was on anyways) and making sure I had some money as she didn't have enough petrol to get back home, she was on her way. One of the things she said before she left was, "do you have a big cock? Cos I can't take big cocks" I had no fucken idea if my cock was big, average or anything else, so of course I said it's just average. So after waiting the hour for her to drive over, and her explaining how she couldn't reverse a car anywhere, we sat on the couch. There is always that very small amount of awkwardness when you are next to someone you know you are going to fuck. Once you get past this, it is usually all on, so after 5 minutes of small talk, and busting a move, it was all on. My hand was on her breasts, as my tongue was in her mouth, her legs spreading, letting my hand go up her skirt, feeling her warm mound. Pulling her panties to one side, my finger rubbing over her little pussy. Her "Wow your cock is big" statement as she pulled it from my pants put a bigger smile on my face. Her hand rubbing it like a someone trying to start a fire with a stick. After a while rubbing her pussy with the awkwardness of her panties being half in the way, we decided to move it to the bedroom, onto the water bed. After getting our clothes off, my tongue found her little pussy and started making it as wet as it could get, my tongue all over it, going crazy. After 10 minutes of giving her a good thrashing with my tongue, it was time to get my hard cock inside her. So it turns out she wasn't making up the story about not being able to take big cocks. I'm not sure what the exact reason was, but I could only get the head of my cock into her, any more pushing hurt her, and wasn't going anywhere soon. And i'm not into hurting anyone, so I ended up fucking her with just the tip of my cock. In and out, in and out, her hot wet pussy wrapping around the tip of my cock, pushing in, stopping once the head got into her, pulling it out, again and again my cock went a little way into her pussy. Making her orgasm with just the tip of my cock. For 30 minutes i cock slowly stretched her with the tip of my cock, and then boom, one of the best orgasms ever. Cum shooting out everywhere, filling her pussy with my hot stickyness. After this, it was time for her to leave. I reversed her car back up my driveway, and that was it. I never saw her again, and for whatever reason didn't really hear from her. Maybe she was scared of my cock. | ||||||
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010, 8:30:33 AM- Busy | ||||||
I've been crazy busy lately. Which is no excuse for not updating this, but hey, sometimes real life gets in the way. But I have been having pretty hot chats with a friend of mine via txt messages, we've known each other for ages. Anyways to cut a long story short, I send the images to my email account, saves me not having them on my phone in case nosey ppl play with it, and means I have them saved. So when looking back at them, I found I had some saved from 5 years ago, I have no idea who is the photo, but damn she has nice tits, real nice. So my question is, do you want to see the pics? Let me know. | ||||||
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Saturday, May 22, 2010, 10:19:49 AM- The internet is great | ||||||
It is great because...... You can find any information you want. You can talk to people from all over the world easily. You can write things like this that total strangers can read Porn is on tap whenever you want it Sometimes though, it might be easier if there was no internet. Would you be able to cope with out it? I can, I've been without it for extended periods before, be interested to hear if what people think. | ||||||
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Friday, May 21, 2010, 9:30:00 AM- More fucking with my buddy | ||||||
If you have never had sex on a water bed before, well, you are missing out on an experience. I didn't mind sleeping on the water bed, I know some ppl hate them with a passion. Now fucking on a water bed, that's a different story. It used to drive my flatmate crazy with the sound of the water sloshing as I was fucking my friend. It's quite hard to get the usual leverage with your cock in a nice wet pussy. But once you get the momentum going it's not too bad. Slosh bang, slosh bang. I reckon one of the most under rated places to have sex on is a table, well not even a table anything that is the right height where you can stand. For me and my fuck buddy it turned out to be the washing machine, my washing machine was quite small. So it turned out to be the correct height to sit her on. Watching my hard cock slide in and out of her smooth shaven pussy was AWESOME. I love when the person is so turned on and so wet, you can hear your cock in the wetness. It's also good when you see/hear this in any porn, cos then you know the person is actually having a good time, and not going through the motions. The last time I fucked my buddy was when I went around to her house for something, not sure for what, but was probably hoping to get my dick wet. I was just about to leave when she said she wanted to have a shower, i'm not sure if the idea was for me to join her in there, I really couldn't be bothered, but once she was naked and my cock started to stir in my pants, it was time to run my hands over her little tight body, rubbing her breasts, kissing her. I lifted her onto the bathroom sink, and freed my bulging cock from it's dark hiding spot, spreading her legs and rubbing the head of my cock up and down her sweet little opening. After what seemed like forever, I pushed into her, my cock sliding easily into her hotness, all the way in. Making her moan. I fucked her on the bathroom sink, and filled her with my hot sticky cum. Left her to her shower, and made my way home. Her neighbor was across the road getting her mail, she looked at me, I looked back with a smile on my face. After that, due to moving, and other things, we just stopped hanging out. I've spoken to her a few times on the net, still looks as hot as ever, and now has a little 2 year old to look after. She was never much of a cock sucker, I think she would have been more keen to eat some pussy. Plus sometimes your cock just doesn't quite seem to fit properly in some ppl's mouth, too much teeth is never a good thing in my books. Until next story, be good. | ||||||
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Friday, May 14, 2010, 8:07:20 AM- Super Cheap Auto | ||||||
I don't know if this is just the local super cheap autos here, or if it like a nationwide policy, but man they employ some good looking females. Does anyone else notice this? And they really do know their stuff, it's just there is a lot of hot pussy working their. More businesses need to take this approach, and provide some eye candy, I bet they manage to sell a lot of extra stuff to all the red blooded males out there. | ||||||
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Saturday, May 8, 2010, 3:51:18 AM- I had a fuck buddy | ||||||
So after the fucking on the couch (read about that in the old blog entries) it seems my friend was now my fuck buddy. We never discussed it as that, but that is how it turned out. She still had a boyfriend at the time, but he was a drop kick. He was one of the most disgusting and messy people you would have ever met, he had dishes piling up all over the place, and liked to eat cheese straight from the block. I remember one time she came around all upset cos he was being a dick and being all addicted to some game on the Internet, I went around, told him to sort his shit out, and in the process punched his kitchen cabinet door, almost making it come off the hinges. She used to come around quite a bit, we would hang out. Always wondered what the boyfriend thought, turns out he thought she was her mums, and he was the heaviest sleeper in the world, I could drop her back home in the morning, and she would say she fell asleep on the couch. In reality she was doing dirty things with me. One time she got dropped off by someone, she wouldn't tell me who, but I guess it was her mum. She had a mini skirt on, a small top, and that was about it. Of course this made my cock pretty hard just looking at her, so once we were in the lounge, and her hand was wrapped around my semi hard member, it rightly jumped to attention, and was bulging in her grip. It was one of those times where you just want to fuck all over the place, so from having my cock balls deep inside her on the couch, we moved onto the floor, and then on top of the washing machine of all places. It was really good, and nice all rolled up into one. Nothing serious, but still very good all at the same time. She also liked watching porn, for some reason a lot of females I know don't like it at all. I think they forget males are a visual type of creature, and we like to look at stuff. Including porn. So my friend would sit down and watch some, get all hot and horny, and need to have some cock, my cock. Next blog I'll talk about a couple more times we fucked, including one of the last times, before she moved away. | ||||||
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Sunday, May 2, 2010, 3:18:17 AM- First Time - Part Two | ||
I guess the next part of the story happened a few months later. I was at a work function where we had taken a bus out of town to go see some horse racing, I managed to get pretty pissed, almost missed the bus, and got hit on by some really old woman who I couldn't work out why she was on the bus for. At the same time my flatmate was having a party at our house. I got dropped off outside, and soon learnt from his girlfriend that for some strange reason they had decided to have a break for the night, and he was passed out in his room with some Indian chick. Apparently he could do whatever he wanted. How this Indian chick came to be at our house I will never know, all I know was that he was passed out in his room, I was not very sober, and there was a bunch of weird people at my house. From some weird butcher dude, to some drunk chicks asking who I was, to the people in the shed trying to roll their keg up the driveway to someones car. As well as that was my friend, who hung out with me. By the time everyone had finally left it must of been some stupid time of the morning. We ended up on the couch. You know the couch, it's that piece of furniture that has been handed down and between like everyone. It has rips in it, looks like shit, is damn comfortable, and it seems that everyone has been fucked on it. Yes that couch. Now for the life of me, I cant remember why I wasn't staying in my own room. All I can think of is that the flatmates girlfriend was staying in my room, while he was passed out in his room with the random Indian person. It doesn't matter, as I remember clearly that I was on the couch with my friend. She was staying close to me, making me feel her against my body. We started kissing, our tongues dancing with each other, me hand rubbing her breasts, grabbing them squeezing them. My hand rubbing between her legs, feeling the warmth through jeans. Undoing her jeans, and pulling them down, my fingers finding their way down to her smooth pussy. Holy shit was she wet, her juices flowing out everywhere. After managing to get all her clothes off, spreading her legs apart, it was time for me to plunge my hard pulsating cock inside her. My cock slid straight in,and man did it feel good, pushing all the way in, totally covered in hot pussy juice, feeling the warmth all around it. I don't know if it was the alcohol, the tiredness, or if I am just THE MAN, but I must of been pounding that pussy for at least 40 minutes, again and again, constant rhythm, in and out, in and out. Making her moan as her pussy took each thrust I gave it. Then finally, a slight twinge in my nuts, a pulse down my dick, and a huge load of semen erupted from the end of it, filling her hot tight love box with the sticky nectar it was craving. Sweat forming on my forehead, my body and mind exhausted from the long night. After a few minutes I pulled out, our juices going everywhere over the old couch. A couple of hours sleep, and I had to go to work, still smelling of sex. | ||
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Friday, April 30, 2010, 9:35:07 AM- I have interweb | ||
So I have finally got the internet hooked up, and also got a shiny new laptop. I'll update this properly another time, it's just a short one to say I am around now. | ||
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