My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.
Time was when,of its own
accord,from my trousers it
would spring.
But now i've got a full-time job
to find the bleedin'thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
the way it would behave.
Every singel morning it would
stand and watch me shave!
Now as age approaches,it sure
gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head
and watch me tie my shoes!
Thought i would share this little poem
with u all ,because it made me smile and giggle.
Hope it brings a smile to your face too xxx lips xxx | 
