Like I said, I'm not leaving. I too have fun on this site. But I am branching out (pun intended).

Like a lot of people here on NN, I've become increasingly frustrated by "The Haters" who either send harrassing PMs, leave nasty comments, or the most common of all, give low ratings. This combined with the agonizingly slow NN servers has sent me on a quest for other sites on which to post. I am posting regularly on some of these sites. If your interested, and I know you already, I'll be glad to let you in on my secret. If I don't know you, then I'm not gonna tell ya.....unless you are a hot chicky...and are willing to prove...ummm... a few things...you know, I could probably be talked....during a moment of lightheadedness.....into divulging some info....OK...where was I? Oh...there is a new site called xpeeps.com. It's just like myspace but for perverts and exhibitionists. Since I can block you if your nasty to me, ya'll are invited to check me out over there. I'm quercusone there too and my url is www.xpeeps.com/quercusone Its free to register so come visit me.

Its sad, because I think NN is still the best site ,in concept, I've found. But until the powers that be...if there are any powers....straighten things out here, I think we'll all be searching for alternatives. I'll still be around here, but maybe not posting as much as I have in the past.

Hey...lookie what I found.

[url]http://www.amateri.cz/g99445-Pred-vyjizdkouo[/url]

I'm big in the czech republic! Some jerk-off stealing my pics again. I've registered on the sitsky and posted a comment on my pics. Feel free to do the same...and you'll get a lesson in Purvin it Czech style!

I was born in the muck and mire of a Spindletop oil gusher. I oozed my way down a snake infested ditch they called a crick and finally clawed my way to the briar and bramble covered banks of the Sabine, where Nanuck was taking a piss. He coddled my cold and long forgotten body in his furry, pancake like arms. With a booming voice he commanded his huskies to "hike" "hike" "hike". The journey was arduous but he finally deposited me in the loving bosom of St. Alfonso's Home for Environmental Degredation. With the tutoring of many wise believer's of the Bush Administration, I learned how to speak bullshit...such as this!

In a nut...shell, Used to ware tightywhities when I was a teenager. I tried boxers once and with my weener hangin' down the side of my leg, when I walked, it rubbed my leg and....BONER! Hard to hide that. So I stuck with briefs. I still had lots of boners, and maybe thats why I have a down curve...but the briefs could hold it in a lil better. I switched to boxers in my late 20's. Just more comfortable, and I started wearing baggier pants and baggier was more the style. I went to the store a while back with my g/f and tried on some blue jeans. They fit, felt comfortable, but she was like, no fuckin way. I'm like..what? why? She took me to the mirror and said look. Oh! My weener was bulging out prominently. Now I'm proud of my bulge, but most girls think its gross. Even if you have a big one. At least thats what my g/f tells me.....??? So I bought one waist size bigger and have to where a belt all the time!

Just flew back from Portland and boy is my weener.....
Portland is my new favorite American city! It ranks up there with some of my fav euro cities...i.e. Copenhagen and Amsterdam. Dense urban development, people out walking, biking and skateboarding 24-7. Cafes, bars, resturants everywhere. That city must have a per capita cafe ratio of nearly 1 to 1! Lots of really cool neighborhoods. And the people were to a person, the friendliest I've ever met. All of this and at very affordable prices for a tourista. Anybody live there who wants to support an aspiring gigilo?

I've been working my ass off getting one of my rental units ready for a new tenant to move in. Since there was no insulation in the walls (this place was built in 1929), I decided to drill 3 1/2" holes in the walls and cieling. Then I blew in insulation and the put up crown moulding to cover the holes. PAIN IN THE ASS! Oh Well. I'll be done soon and then I can get back to full time pervin'!

The other thing is....one of the hottest girls on this site has decided to pull her picks because of the harrasment (sp?). I don't understand why these people want to fuck with someone who is just out to have fun, especially a girl. One of these days, in my fantasy, NN will police the rude comments, especially for paying members and introduce "modal" averaging to the ratings. Modal averaging would make it much more difficult to vote a 1 and bring the whole average down. I kmow, it'll never happen...but...hope springs eternal...sorta like my weener! Off ta paint!

So I'm surfin around the other day and find a "Phallus" submission site. However, it is very exclusive. You have to submit your pics which are then reviewed by Mrs. Candy. She decides whether you "have what it takes" to be posted on her site. I take a look at the phalluses which have made the grade. They're ok. I've seen much better here on NN. I figure what the hey, I'll send Mrs. Candy some pics. The following is her response:

Thank you for your phallic submission. After due and careful
consideration, I have decided not to feature your penis on Mrs.
Candy's Amateur Cock Reviews.

My decision whether or not to feature and review any particular
phallus is based purely on my personal phallic preferences, and is in
no way a reflection on the quality of your phallus.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to submit your phallus for
consideration.

Always
Mrs. Candy
xx

WTF? She doesn't think Quercusone is suitable for her little blog site? Does she know who I am? lol! I know people, you know!

Is it really possible for someone not to love my weener? eh....

So we make it into the room and she immediately goes to pee. So whats new right. Girls always gotta pee b4 they get fucked. But I'm hopin she doesn't have second thoughts but I can't figure out how to head off that thought process. Not to worry though, she comes out of the bathroom stark ass nekid. Good God!! She had that thin but taunt type of body. Not an ounce of fat. A hint of an ab six pack. Long muscles that were defined and flexed when she moved. Sorta like this bad girl on NN that I'm infatuated with right now. We embrace and I grind my rock hard dick into her. For someone who I thought was timid, she grabs my cock through my pants, looks me in the eye,unbuttons my shorts and yanks them down. The adrenaline rushed through me like a ....well.. like a guy thats about to fuck a hot girl for the first time. She reached out and grabed my dick and just kidd of looked at it. She was quite for what seemed like an eternity. Then she just laughed nervously. I knew I couldn't let her think about things too much. And I knew I was gonna have to get things nice and wet if I was gonna get into her. So I laid her on the bed and immediately went to work on that little cooch.

I lightly licked her inner thighs. And as I crossed from on side of her slit to the other, I would give a few quick licks to her outer lips. I moved up to that little bud and lightly gave it a few flicks of my tongue. Oh yea, the moans started coming. I kissed, caressed and licked her wonderful pussy until finally, with one giant lick, from bottom to top, with the whole width of my tongue, I put her on the brink. Then with rapid, machine gun like flickings from the tip of my tongue to her swollen clit, she let go! She writhed and moaned and panted. She was now ready!

I raised up and wiped her juices off my lips. Grabbed her by her legs and pulled her to me. My dick was now lined up at her opening. "Wait"...shit I thought...Oh...a condom. Its a cliche, but I did carry one in my wallet. And I did get to use them on occassion. I hopped up, grabbed my shorts, found my wallet....."That thing is just too big"....Now most guys would love to hear this. But in reality, it means you've now got to try to convince the girl you'll be gentle...you'll stop when she says to....it won't hurt......

No dice. Crap. Talk about blue balls. So I laid there beside her, my dick raging like an ICBM Missile. Trying to be understanding. Hoping she would relent...or pass out..lol.

She got up and put on her clothes, and I was about to do the same when she said...."you know Annaka?". Uh yea..you mean Annaka from Sweden...the half miler that when her event is run, the stands are packed with every horny guy...and girl, from miles away, just dreaming they could just catch a whiff of that Swedish Bombshell. Annaka that wouldn't so much as make eye contact with me or any other guy. Annaka that complains that American boys are too immature. Annaka, basically the hottest Swedish bitch I've ever seen...Yea, I know Annaka. "Well, she said she wants to see your weener too". "Really" I said. Well...I'd show it to her, I laughingly said. At this point, I'm still hoping to fuck Carolyn. But the thought of Annaka was now making my head swim...and my dick even harder. She was an untouchable. So hot..and such a bitch..that it was almost unfatholmable (damn I wish we had spell check on this blog) to even talk to her, much less show her my dick.

"She's staying in the next room. Wait here. I'll see if she wants to come over".....What the Fuck???? Hell yea!

To be continued....

From one of my previous stories, you'll recall I ran track and cross country in college. And once the guys on the team saw me in the shower they started spreading the word of my endowment. Later that season we were on our spring break team trip to Stanford. We would go out there and train for a week and then run in a meet against a lot of west coast teams. There was a little Canadian distance runner on our team that every guy had tried to work...with no luck. She had a b/f back home and seemed to have no interest in cheating on him. So one night I was walking back to my room after a couple of beers with the boys and I run into her in the lobby. I was heading up stairs to get to sleep, cuz I had a 6am workout. She had obviously been drinking and hoped on the elevator with me. We were by ourselves and she just point blank says " I want to see it"! I was shocked cuz she was the prim & proper type.
Now let me describe...I'll call her Carolyn. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'-3", no tits, but 90lbs of soild, sinewy muscle. Petite girls have always made me rock hard. Don't know why and its not to say I don't like girls of all shapes and sizes, but petite girls....Mmmmmmm. Guess thats why I love Asian girls...and I've never slept with an Asian girl. So if you know of any that want to try my white weener...send 'um my way! lol....Anyway, Carolyn asks to see it. Well I put my arm around her, start playin' it coy, askin' about her b/f. She says she loves him but its been 8 months since she's seen him. She also tells me she's just curious. She's only been with the one b/f and wants to compare our weeners. The elevator door opens and my head is spinning. "Where are we gonna go" I ask her. We all have room mates on this trip...damn it! Carolyn says her roomie is with her parents in San Jose. BINGO!!

My dick is so hard right now...cuz I'm thinking about what happens a little later!
Might have to take some pics and jack-off right now! lol...

To be cont.