So, along with writing my comments to the lovelies of the over 49 crowd, I read the other comments, too. Some of them are pretty good, in my opinion. Others are...well, that's the confusing part.
I keep thinking of the old Star Trek episode where aliens got a copy of the US Declaration of Independence, and founded a value system based on it. What if they'd found the NN comments instead?
Value #1 - Women are supposed to crave being impaled on huge cocks and pounded senseless.
Value #2 - Almost as great as Value #1 is having a man spray his lady's face, breasts, legs, ass, toes, hair, etc. with buckets full of cum.
Value #3 - Women should love being told they still look good for the age of (you name it. I've seen as young as 25)
Value #4 - For a woman, having every square inch of your hot, sexy body licked is a turn-on beyond belief.
I'm sure there are others I've forgotten.
So, just what do the women who graciously share their bodies on NN really want to read in their comments? I mean, they have to be looking for some sort of response, or they wouldn't be posting. My goal here is to have a little fun, and pleasing the women who post plays a big part in that fun.
I wasn't endowed with 11 inches of throbbing manmeat, so I can't speak for how my female friends would react to that. I've never asked, but maybe I should. Perhaps that old saw about the magician and his wand is a lie afterall. Damn, I wish some woman had told me it was. I'd have only looked for very small gals. Hmmmm, I wonder. Is there a rule of thumb for that, like the size of a man's feet are supposed to indicate the size of his cock?
Maybe her cup size? Nah, that won't work. With all the push-up, push-in, water-filled, smoothing cover-up, and minimizer bras on the market today, you wouldn't be able to tell until it was almost crunch time. If the water wasn't as deep as you thought, you'd end up with mud on your face, and if it was deeper...well, I hope she'd be discrete about it.
The size of her ears? That's something most women don't mess with much. That deserves a study, I think. Maybe women already know and they just aren't telling?
I'm of the "really experienced" vintage myself, and I've known a lot of women. I can't remember even one ever asking me to cum on any part of her, much less her face. In, yes. On, no. Maybe it's just me. As for buckets full...well, give me a few years to save up if that's what you really want.
I learned long ago that the most impossible way into a woman's heart (and her bed)is to bring age into the conversation. Most women are a bit sensitive about age, although I don't know why. My wife say's it's the competition thing with younger women. Now, even if I wanted a 20 or 30 something partner, I realize I probably wouldn't have an ice cube's chance in Hell, so I save myself the embarrassment of being called a horny old goat and don't try. There are too many absolutely gorgeous women out there in my age group. No, they're not beating down my door, but there are enough knocks to keep life interesting.
The licking thing. Now, I confess to being an incurable kitty licker. There are few pleasures in my life so great as the taste and feel of an aroused woman on my tongue. I'm also a great lover of nipples, and I've never passed up the opportunity to feel all those exquisite little bumps and ridges. My partners have seemed to enjoy my little passtime almost as much as I.
My question to the ladies is, if I started at your toes and licked my way up to your nose, would you immediately become dripping wet and uncontrollably horny? If so, I'm going to have to rethink my whole foreplay strategy. You'd think they'd tell you these things in a book somewhere.
I guess it doesn't really matter. I'm not likely to change what I write in my comments anyway. I think any woman, of any age, with the courage to bare it all, or even a little bit, deserves praise and encouragement, and I'll keep giving it to them. If they didn't post, where would we guys be? We'd be home with the Victoria's Secret catalogue in one hand and our cocks in the other, that's where, just like the not-so-good old days before the internet.
Still, it would be nice to be able to see what's going on inside the pretty heads of our posters. Well, no. That would take the guess work away, and sometimes, that's the part that's the most fun.
