I' writing this on behalf of my dick Mr. Remf (see pic). R.E.M.F. stands for Rear End Mother Fucker. He's a show off and loves himself, he says that he's so good looking that he makes men wet! See what I'm dealing with hear. He loves having he's picture taken, sexy naked women and being sweet talked. With that in mind NN seemed the perfect outlet for him. He says that I'm his best freind even though I jerk him around a lot. He has two other friends (twins) that hang around him all the time. They Like to think they run things down there, Remf thinks there a paire of nuts! Remf loves reading your PM's and comments. Reply's will be in short supply as he cant spell, he only has one eye and he has to headbutt the keys! He is after all just a prick! :) WARNING: Any institutions/persons using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects- You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do,it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 19 years ago)This member is a Verified PosterIdentity Verified
  • 52 years old
  • Male
  • 15,775 views
  • Joined 19 years ago
  • Active 7 days ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Hitchin, United Kingdom
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Dependent

remf's best photos

My Current Status

just jerking off whilst checking out NN Babes.

Interests

Computers / Internet
Cooking
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Movies / Cinema
Music

Zodiac

Libra

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Anything!
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Cyber Sex w/cam

My Favourites

MovieUsual Suspects, Sin City, Fight Club
BandWaterboys, Killers, Stereophonics.
TV ShowLost, heroes, Walking Dead.

My Professional Life

Education:
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Transport
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
146lbs (10st 6lbs) (66.2kg)
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Eyes
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
2.5" (6.4cm)
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Atheist
Sense of Humour:
Wacky / Zany
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Joker
Libido:
Average
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Telephone box

Self Description

What makes me happy lots of little things, and Bill Hicks (RIP)
What makes me sad People that just cant chill, feel for them.
What makes me mad CAR DRIVERS!!!!!
My bad habits Talking crap, (see above)

My Final Thought

If I could live anywhere it would be...

Right about here. remf

remf's Friends

remf's Profile Comments

Robert M

This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 17.8 years ago)This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 17.8 years ago)
My wife Jen sends her compliments she loves your smoking hot pics. She had several lovers before we were wed, she claims 8 I think more like 10 or eleven, anyway she has never seen an uncircumcised cock. She did say that 2 of them had cocks the size of yours and one of them was great.
11 days ago

Julieannfringe

This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 19.4 years ago)This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 19.4 years ago)This shield means the member is a Verified PosterThis shield means the member is a Verified PosterThis member made a considerable donationThis member made a considerable donation
Your "About Me" section is the funniest About Me that I've ever read. So, let's see - you have a great sense of humor, good writing skills, a great package and Great Balls of Fire! I really, really hope that you like natural women.
9 years ago

danglebitzfree

This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 12.4 years ago)This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 12.4 years ago)
nice cock
9 years ago


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