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remf
GB age 51
Joined 18 years ago
Last login 4 days ago
I' writing this on behalf of my dick Mr. Remf (see pic). R.E.M.F. stands for Rear End Mother Fucker. He's a show off and loves himself, he says that he's so good looking that he makes men wet! See what I'm dealing with hear. He loves having he's picture taken, sexy naked women and being sweet talked. With that in mind NN seemed the perfect outlet for him. He says that I'm his best freind even though I jerk him around a lot. He has two other friends (twins) that hang around him all the time. They Like to think they run things down there, Remf thinks there a paire of nuts! Remf loves reading your PM's and comments. Reply's will be in short supply as he cant spell, he only has one eye and he has to headbutt the keys! He is after all just a prick! :) WARNING: Any institutions/persons using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects- You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do,it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this.
remf's last Status Update
just jerking off whilst checking out NN Babes.
Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Male
Age:51
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:No one at the moment
Marital Status:Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:Dependent
Member Since:11-Apr-06
Last Logged In:8-May-24
Location:Hitchin, United Kingdom
About remf
Star Sign:Libra
Is Following:Tastytoes, tbone005, shyshy!!!!,...
Is Looking For:Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Cyber Sex w/cam
Interests:Movies / Cinema, Music, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Football / Soccer / Rugby
Other:
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Height:5' 8" (173cm)
Weight:146lbs (10st 6lbs) (66.2kg)
Eye Colour:Blue
Hair Colour:Dark Brown
Best Feature:Eyes
Pubic Hair:Natural
Tatoos:None
Piercings:None
Penis Length:8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:2.5" (6.4cm)
Circumcised:No
Professional Life
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Transport
Job Role:Other
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Atheist
Sense Humour:Wacky / Zany
Social Style:Better in small groups
Personality:Joker
Libido:Average
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:Telephone box
Favourites
Movie:Usual Suspects, Sin City, Fight Club
Band:Waterboys, Killers, Stereophonics.
TV Show:Lost, heroes, Walking Dead.
Person I'd like to Fuck:Heather Graham
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
lots of little things, and Bill Hicks (RIP)
What Makes Me Sad:
People that just cant chill, feel for them.
What Makes Me Mad:
CAR DRIVERS!!!!!
My Bad Habits:
Talking crap, (see above)
My Final Thoughts:
If I could live anywhere it would be...

Right about here.
Comments
Julieannfringe : Your "About Me" section is the funniest About Me that I've ever read. So, let's see - you have a great sense of humor, good writing skills, a great package and Great Balls of Fire! I really, really hope that you like natural women.
(7 years ago)
danglebitzfree : nice cock
(8 years ago)
Profile last updated: 2-Sep-21