retprintmodel's blog post - Ms. Kitty?s Misadventures

So... I got tired of shaving and decided to put Ms.Kitty,quite literally, in the hands of a professional groomer.
Big
Fat
Mistake

The older lady that looked like she had maintained many a Geisha?s ?Secret Garden? passed me off to the girl who was obviously a new arrival to the states..

?You want wack whole thing?? She asked me three times before I realized that She was trying to determine if I wanted a totally hairless Ms. Kitty or some Chinese Crested job so I could parade it around...

The wax was way too hot. Ms. Kitty will not win ?Best in Show?.
Nobody in this house can understand why there was a defrosted bag of peas on the floor in Mom?s bedroom.
Ms. Kitty hates me because she?s been without loving and I took her to a torture chamber.

Poor Ms. Kitty.

I hope she isn?t permanently disfigured. I will stick to shaving from now on. I thought about permanent laser hair removal but with my luck -
Ms. Kitty would not survive.

I?m on PETAs watchlist for pussy abuse...

Here?s to no more wax in my cracks!!!!