24 things all women think while giving a blow job

This is what we’re thinking on those occasions when you’re lucky enough to be getting head.
1.This is an overly complicated belt. Seriously, is this a chastity belt?
2. Note to self: buy him new pants. If I don’t, his mother will get more of these monstrosities.
3. Hm, how to start?
4. Christ, this is taking a long time. Is he delaying on purpose or am I really bad at this?
5. If I pretend to be enjoying this that might speed things up.
6. Jaw ache.
7. Oh well, at least he’s not as big as that guy I met on holiday.
8. Er, grabbing the back of my head may seem sexy but I’d rather not choke to death, thanks.
9. I wonder if men secretly find vaginas as gross-looking as women find penises.
10. Not as gross as balls though. There’s really nothing sexy about a ball.
11. If I look in his eyes while I’m doing this that will speed things up, won’t it?
12. I really want to stop now but it seems like I might actually be getting somewhere.
13. Dilemma: if I switch to hand I’ll be way more comfortable. But that might set things back a bit.
14. That’s it, I can’t breathe, I’m switching to hand.
15. Why do men like this so much anyway?
16. I guess I might as well try that thing I read in Cosmo.
17. I really should have tied my hair back.
18. Ugh. Pubes.
19. Right. How should I deal with the impending, er, situation?
20. Don’t want to swallow. Spit seems rude. Boobs might be better but I don’t trust his aim.
21. If I’d used a condom I wouldn’t be having this dilemma.
22. Shit, better decide soon.
23. Oops, neck and hair it is then. Oh well, better than that time I got red eye.
24. Crap, this will take ages to shampoo out.

I just love daylight saving ....means Summer really is on its way and to be fair the weather lately has been splendiferous ....if it hangs on for another 6 months this will be one super happy Saf

I hope everyone is tickety boo ...all is pretty darn awesome in Kiwiland at the moment

Hugs n kisses to all my very gorgeous friends xxxxx

Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there…

1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in.
2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?
3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS.
4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?
5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate.
6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber.
7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER.
8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?
9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action?
10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop.
11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement?
12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?!
13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.
14. Oh wait.
15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.
16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall.
17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a blow job after this aren’t I?
18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens.
19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.
20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.
21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Oh God.

Its been a while since I stopped by for more than a nano-second but here I is for while

To be fair the first chunk of time was catch up on blogs ...was great to see my old faves there.

Well things have been super crazy here too much to do so little time ....the weather has been stupendous so Ive been out and about making the most of it ....got all my bits crossed that it continues into Summer and doesn't crap out like it did last year.....I hope everyone is tickety boo in the land of NN and you have been misbehaving to the standard I require

Its Thursday (only 14 more till Santa comes) .....I know all you grinches are cringing right now hehehehe....so I hope you have all had a splendiffirous week so far and enjoy a fantabulous weekend *mwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh*ssssss

13 years on and the horror is still so real ....my thoughts and prayers to the family and friends who lost loved ones in these cowardly attacks .....always remembered
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Its Fathers day here in Kiwiland so I want to wish all the Dads out there a wonderful day.....especially my Dad who was the best man I ever had the privilege of knowing ....he was kind, honest, brave and generous and loved this girl till the day he died ...I am honoured to be his daughter ....I love him and miss him ever single day ....thank you Dad for being the awesome man you were xxxxxxxxxxxx

My thoughts and prayers go to all those in San Francisco California .....I hope everyone of my friends are safe and well after the earthquake.

If its too much for you come stay at my place

Hugs n kisses to you all
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Gone are the long blonde locks .....it had been cut to shoulder length a while ago but I am now sporting a gorgeous head of red hair!!!!!

You know what they say ....a change is as good as a holiday

But it is less than 12 hours away and I needed to post this while it was fresh in my memory

So for the gorgeous tighty, the wonderful showy and the most delicious sexy MrC and all other Lego fans and/or Hobbit fans ....here's a special wee something for this Friday afternoon


Hugs n kisses to all

Just a thought

The world would be a better place if we smiled more often and hugged a bit longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So on that note anyone in need of a smile or hug I'm here.

I hope you all have a wonderful day
*mwah* *mwah* *mwah*
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