Dear Subway Lady, I realise it is of vital importance to have your hands free for texting. But do you think it is more important than those five people around you who wanted to hold onto the pole that you were leaning against with your whole body?
Dear Passerby, Yes, our driveway is old and worn. It doesn't mean that it is your garbage disposal area.
Dear Supermarket Lady, I realise you are probably in a hurry. Pushing your shopping cart into my ass will not make me go faster.