sexy mom of 4's blog post

Friday, January 7, 2011, 1:33:44 PM

The Why's of Men

>

> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

> (because they are plugged into a genius)

>

> 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?

> (they don't have enough time)

>

> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

> (they don't stop to ask directions)

>

> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

>

> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

>

> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

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> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

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> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

> (don't know....it never happened)

>

> ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

>

> And the personal favorite:

>

> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

>

> Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your

> heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

Lmao, Happy Friday All
Hoping the guys have a sense of humor here
SMO4

Comments

Others Have Said:

private_parts on 7-Jan-11 14:30:02

hehe..I can take it!....bring it on!

kricket187 on 7-Jan-11 16:19:13

*giggles*

nickey69 on 7-Jan-11 16:46:26

love it!! :)

rightkindabad! on 7-Jan-11 18:13:15

adamman on 7-Jan-11 20:10:42

Clever. Thx, Sexy.

purr_rr on 7-Jan-11 20:39:30

funny thank you i needed the laugh

Mrs.Ohio Lullabies on 7-Jan-11 21:58:17

giggles and waves hiya smo..hugs and kisses to you and knight! xoxoxoxo

NoSecrets on 8-Jan-11 1:21:28

I just read these to Country :) Thanks. lol

wynnee on 8-Jan-11 7:37:06

tinycock47 on 9-Jan-11 17:41:12

Thanks for the laughs. Even though I'm a guy' I still enjoyed the humor.
Peace

sdt6992 on 11-Jan-11 19:09:04

good

sammiealice on 12-Jan-11 3:48:22

lol, i had to explain it to hubby.

natural64 on 13-Jan-11 23:06:23

love it

hairball101 on 27-Jan-11 11:56:50

The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
;-) Because it’s a sperm back up, that puts pressure on the head.

2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
;-) Because we see different ladies.

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
;-) It’s hard to find one single egg in that dark cave.

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
;-) Just trying to get a hair out of our throat, please shave.

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
;-) So we know that women have three spots for enjoyment.

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
;-) God thought he could improve, but he couldn’t improve on perfection.

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)
;-) Just showing you we flush.

( C'mon gals, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
;-) We have to show you where the on and off switch is.

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.

Hoping the gals have a sense of humor here

NiceTongue210 on 10-Apr-11 16:50:04

*rofl*

surfsidejohnny on 10-Apr-11 20:33:43

fantastic

play_time_69 on 27-May-11 22:12:31

LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF HAPPY FRIDAY!

bulwinkle69 on 16-Jun-11 17:43:15

i retort with this..."I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company."

"Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman. Beautiful, intelligent and gracious--she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word."

"Sounds good," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?"

"An arm and a leg."

"That's pretty steep, " countered Adam. "What can I get for just a rib?"

wishfulme4u on 17-Jun-11 2:32:59

Cheeky cow!.....lol.

anoap on 17-Jun-11 18:20:39

Gave me a good laugh on this wet Friday night

marksand1 on 4-Jul-11 7:51:37

that was funny. no worries i can take it and some

DanajustDana on 16-Jul-11 17:45:06

That was hilarious.

casualh1sbiggestfan on 17-Jul-11 20:54:43

HAHAHA thanks for the laughs...

funny shit.

erotic2010 on 23-Jul-11 20:17:44

Awesome! I love a gal with humor& since the world is full of them us guys can take or leave it ! Nice to hear from the other side of the coin & you are so right!

wifeandhubby69bi on 29-Aug-11 17:50:22

???? why do blonde women have black & blue marks aound thier beyyy buttons..............answer: cause blond guys are dumb too.....

hapybloke on 24-Sep-11 6:36:31

Made me laugh.

nelgl13 on 4-Oct-11 23:23:02

well i liked it made me laugh lmao

titfucker10 on 20-Oct-11 13:52:44

but... .without men...u loose a perfect sex...n ...great ideas..

bingo181 on 26-Oct-11 9:06:42

But you love us anyway

scud28stud on 3-Nov-11 11:17:10

Very good, I am gong to have to use some of those jokes

hanson on 10-Nov-11 23:36:30

why do women rub their eyes in the morning when they wake up?
...... Got no balls to scratch ;o))

Mick the lick on 7-Feb-12 0:04:00

What do you call that useless bit of skin at the end of a penis?

A man!