Boring old fart, and thats just the way I like it.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 19.3 years ago)
  • 81 years old
  • Male
  • 2,313 views
  • Joined 19 years ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Relationship Status:
I'd rather not say
Children:
None

Location

United Kingdom

Interests

Cars / Motorcycles
Cooking
Literature / History
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Politics
My dogs.

Zodiac

Scorpio

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

None specified

My Favourites

MovieLocal Hero.
Actor / ActressAnthony Hopkins/ Sigourney Weaver
BookWind In The Willows
AuthorThos.Hardy , in small doses.
BandAcademy of St Martins In The Fields.
SongN o song. Any Vivaldi/Baroque music.
PastimeReading, Nature/bird watching, My dogs.
DrinkIrish Whiskey or dark Rum, White wine.
SportNot once it stopped being compulsory !
FoodGood home cookin' & Italian & Chinese.
TV ShowNews/ Documentaries/Comedy(if witty)
ThingGood legs in nice stockings.(it's my age!)
Sex positionWhat have you got? Can I get into it?

My Professional Life

Education:
College
Employment Status:
Part Time
Industry:
Politics / Government / Military
Job Role:
Executive

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
5' 8" (173cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
8" (20.3cm)
Penis Girth:
7" (17.8cm)
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Not Religious
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Better in small groups
Personality:
Home body
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Top deck of bus.

Self Description

What makes me happy Peace & quiet, good music, my dogs, Christmas
What makes me sad War, poverty, disease. All the usual stuff.
What makes me mad Bloody politicians doing nothing or adding to mess
My bad habits Smoking. Getting lazy in me old age. Too honest.

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

Life is like a turd sandwich: the more bread you have, the less shit you need to eat. signifer

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